And I’d withdraw five hundred more
Just to be the gal who withdraws a thousand dollars to pay the 'lectric bill…
I’ve had that running through my head since I left the bank this morning. Mr. Rilch deposited a bunch of money in a Pittsburgh bank for me to draw out and use to pay bills. But the line was thirty people long, so we agreed that I would only draw out $500 today, the maximum daily ATM withdrawal, and leave the rest for Monday. (Not everything is due right away.) Hence the earworm. It is a catchy little ditty, id’nit?
You’re on the list now. I just wanted you to know that.
At least I’m in good company! 
I’m more concerned with the thousand dollar electric bill than the earworm. Are you running a server farm, Rilch?
Yeah, that’s some bill there.
And thanks to the OP for alluding to the earworm. I didn’t click on the link.
No, the electric bill is a little over a hundred. The whole deposit is for this bill and that bill and a fee and something else we’re going halvsies on…I just said “[e]lectric bill” because it fit the meter and wasn’t TMI.
It took me a minute, but I got the earworm too. Bravo, Rilchiam, bravo.
Wait a minute. If the line is so long, don’t you want to take out MORE money so you don’t have to go stand in it again?
Last night at dinner, we had peaches for dinner. My little sister starts singing:
*Movin’ to the country
Gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin’ to the country
Gonna eat a lot of peaches
Peaches come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown…*
I screamed at her to stop, but it was too late. It’s been going through my mind ever since.
No, the line inside the bank was thirty people long. There was no waiting at the ATM. And on Monday there will be fewer patrons and probably more tellers.
Attacklad and I noticed the peaches weren’t very nice at the store. Ever since then it has been walking on the beaches looking at the peaches.
My earworm, thanks to you, is now 500 Hats by Tom Smith. A filk for every occasion.