Dork, you are treading on some miserable family history. There was an actual “Carl” that we wish had never been born.
Go with “W.”
~VOW
And now our Charlie is dating some strumpet. How can he manage the Doper Ladies super group while that, that…albatross…erm lady is hanging around his neck?(:()
We may run amok. Just sayin’
~VOW, where are you? This is bordering on anarchy!
Dorkie’s lady can come play, too.
Did we decide on The Bitchsters? (Bitches + Sisters)
~VOW
And Bekkers, we done run amok already. I ain’t running NO MORE. Not even for chocolate.
~VOW
I like Bitchsters. It perfectly describes my mood. (:))
I used the word “bitch” as my sig line on my personal email. My emails got kicked back by some businesses for using “an offensive word.”
That made me even more like a bitch!
~VOW
The cast so far has a distinct lack of people with magnificent beards and working knowledge of medieval arms and armor. I humbly volunteer to fill both rolls.
Oh, oh, oh! Maybe you could have a villain called “The Basturderer”!
I humbly submit this as the group’s theme song.
Love that song.
Regallag The Axe,
I do so dub thee Sir Regallag The Axe of The Holy Order Of The Most Excellent And Glorious Beard and appoint you Keeper and Trainer At Arms for Medevial and Bladed Weapons and Armor
Arise Sir Regallag and take thy position.
As fer alla youse other, easy girls, gotta bring her along gentle, already rocked her world with enough newness, this place would blow the lid off
Ah, there’s our Charlie.
See, ladies he has not forsaken us!
Hey! There’s a guy with an Axe. Mmm! Smells nice!
Smells like Teen Spirit? 
That’s no nerfherder, that’s a Bard!
I here by appoint you Sir Kenobi, Morale Officer and member of the Holy Order Of The Most Excellent And Glorious Beard.
Sir Regallag will help you with your ceremonial robes
I concur.
(As if you needed my concurrent affirmation)
Woohoo! I humbly serve the most excellent Bitchsters. 
GAWD, that sounds good!
~VOW
It does, indeed!
As your morale officer, I share with you a version of Electric Light Orchestra’s “Mr. Blue Sky,” one of the happiest rock songs ever written. This version is by Postmodern Jukebox, a group which does retro-style covers of rock and pop songs; the vocalist on this, Allison Young, bears an uncanny resemblence to my niece.
Well, that cheered me right up. Thx, Kenobi- morale officer! Love it.