Beckdawreks bad, bad, bad im-PEACH-ment fun & games.

As y’all know the deer camp is buzzing with activity. Many guys have been there for weeks and some for days. Mr.Wrekker is always looking for ways to feed the bunch. I suspect there’s between 20 and 30 guys, most days. They pay for a membership and a grocery fee. Food is a big, big thing. Understandable.
For years I’ve helped where I could. Short of cooking daily for them. Nope, beck ain’t doin’ that.
But I do make cakes and pies for them. I haven’t done as much this year cause of my hospital stay and not really feeling up to it. DIL has been helping more this year.
By special request they wanted my peach cobbler. Friday morning I felt like it and I had what I needed. I freeze my own peaches. And all I needed was ingreds for pie crust. I got busy and made 2 large peach cobblers. One spiced up and one plain. Mr.Wrekker doesn’t like all the cinnamon and allspice and stuff in it. Generally I poke holes in the top crust in words ‘spicy’ or ‘plain’ to distinguish the difference.
I couldn’t stop myself. I wrote ‘im-PEACH-ment’ on both pies. :eek:(Along with ‘plain’ or ‘spicy’)
I live in the slap dab middle of Redneckland. MAGA hats are everywhere. I’m not sure of the breakdown of Republican or Democrat at the camp. I don’t care, really. They got a taste of mine, if they had dessert. Oops.
I bet there’s not a bowl of my Im-PEACH-ment cobblers to be found at that camp today.
Every now and then a girl gets the last word. (:))
Mine was : im-PEACH-ment!

Beck Da’Wrek is now an official member of the Vader Hall Of SUPERHeroes

Beck, any number of seconds ago, you should be recieving a snail mail confirmation/ordering form for the size and caliber of rifle made from nonexisteum (only those deemed worthy can pull the trigger) a CowGirl Hat that can be thrown like a frisbee to cut things in half with and always returns to your hand, CowGirl Gloves (Hat won’t cut them) and utility belt or bandolier (your choice) that will come with extra hidden corndog pouches as standard regardless of number of ammo and corndog pouches you order. There are certain choices you will need to make, collar and style of same, or no collar etc. Sorry no capes, OSHA rules

Together defending the Universe from rodents large and small ite Freedom From Hair Woman and her pal Beck Da’Wrek and she is immortal and there can be only one

Dude. You cray-cray!
I choose …umm?..?? A belt with pouches.
No collar. V-neck. Girls gotta have some freedom to breathe. It’s hot out here in Redneckland. (:))

Yeah maybe, but my character was played by no less than Samuel “Mother BEEEEEEEP” S. Jackson

Hah! DIL came back by the house after she was at the camp. My cobblers and the im-PEACH-ment proceedings are all the talk around the camp fire.
I feel so empowered.
(Of course that could just be my new superpowers turning on)

I’ve said before, and I’ll say it again: Swoon!

I’m cracking up over the cobbler, of course!

But Dork and his SUPER Cowgirl duds are the bestest! Order a set in every single color! Better than Fasion Week duds! But by ALL means, get the bandolier. Get two! One for ammo, one for corndogs!

And don’t worry. I’ll wear the cape! Freedom from Hair Woman, indeed!
~VOW
(Mr Wrekker and his plain peach cobbler souns a LOT like Mr VOW. HIS idea of “spicy” is to put ketchup on his tacos!)

It’s a damn good thing that apricots are a-political.

This made my day! Actually, this made my week. Things have been slow here in Nellieville.

You may have found a way to save the world, Beck. Color me not surprised. So what’s the rest of the superhero costume like? Spandex or cotton? Logo?

Super Hero Chicks. Unite!!

Sorry for the hijack, but I gotta…

Ketchup? Like hinies 57 varieties type ketchup?

VOW, as a guidance counselor, I can only suggest. Perhaps your husband is old enough now for “the ketchup talk”. Ketchup only goes on a very, very few things and tacos is not one of them
Ok, back to the Beck Worship and Power Hour

:smiley:

Dork,

Trust me. If he ain’t got it by now, it ain’t happening.

The ONLY thing, in the damn near 50 years I’ve known him, that he STOPPED putting ketchup on, is KFC.

That was too horrible to contemplate.
~VOW

Well, you know what Nellie? You need to join our super hero team.
I’m waiting on ~VOW to give us a cool team name and logo.
No spandex on this old gal. Too many boo-boos to hide.
(Sorry, Dork this thing may be bigger than you. You could be our Bosley tho’)

“The Broads”
~VOW

I like it.
I like it, alot.

Been done.

Hey now, not bosley, I’m Charlie! (no, really, I am) I’m the one picking the members of the team.

I approve.

Hey, Dork, can we be “The Broads?”

Specifically, “The SDMB Broads!”
~VOW