As y’all know, she’s been having some health problems and is feeling low. The work crush thread hasn’t helped because she says nobody has had a crush on her since fourth grade. This I find hard to believe, but she does live outside of Hooterville and those Bradley girls are stiff competition. But really, a pretty blonde who has kept her ballerina figure and is witty, smart, and funny should have the crushers lined up. I’d be there except for her heavily armed husband.
I told her that she must have a number of admirers (nudge nudge, wink wink) here but she said no, she’s just a forgettable gadfly. So let’s cheer the girl up and those of you who have a bit of a crush on her please come forward. I won’t tell her husband.
Sadly, Beck is actually a 350 lb. male airboat pilot who doesn’t get a lot of work. At night, he plays bass for Atlanta Rhythm Section II. But I still crush on her. She got moxie, she do.
Despite years of wishing I could switch sides, I have never been able to crush on female type persons. But Becks already knows how much I enjoy her threads, because I tell her.
As a hetero female, I don’t crush on her, but I do crush on her good, good stories. I’m always happy when I see there’s a new one. And I’d be willing to bet if we had a Most Popular Doper contest, Beckdawrek would win.
It’s a lonely old world, Beck, especially down there in Dump Truck, AR, but your fans are legion, and we care about you.
I remember when she was new people thought she was a troll or a sock or even that she was a guy catfishing us. She and I had grown close quickly and I could assure any who asked that none of that was true. However, I had my doubts about the catfish idea until she sent me the photo that she uses 4X in her avatar. In profile she looked so good that if she was a guy he stole a damned good picture and I stopped caring.
The rest of you have seen her transform. Her blood sugar has been good the past few days and she will update us later. Or I will, since this thread embarrasses her.
I didn’t know beck was having health problems. Guess I naturally avoid those kinds of threads. Get well soon lovely lady! You’re always a ray of sunshine in a bleak and dreary online world.
“I’m in a room waiting to get stuck and cut on a tiny bit. My upper right arm is numbed up. This should go quick if they ever get in here. They took blood and pee. I drank some nasty crap and have had a cat scan. I should go home. If my artery doesn’t blow. I can’t bleed too much, the vampires already drained me. You can update your thread with that news, if you want.”
