So, I’m a curmudgeony guy. My friends all say, “Dammit, MeatBeast, why do you always have to point out things that suck? Why don’t you talk about bunnies and rainbows and unicorns and grilled cheese sandwiches?”
So I thought about it, and to my great displeasure, I present to you:
The 10 things that suck the least, from the mouth of the MeatBeast. You heard it first here, folks:
Steak (It better be rare, you bastard)
Customers who tip
Beer
Ren & Stimpy (bonus if you have beer and steak while watching)
Strangers who don’t try to talk to you
Not having raisins
Endless supply of beer and steak, via wish granted by leprachaun
Cute girls (see XXJETGIRLXX)
Free beer and steak served by #8
Pirates
There are the nominees. Weigh in your answers, oh wise and great SDMBers.
What if the cute girls are strangers? And they try to talk to you while bringing you steak and beer during Ren and Stimpy? AND THEY HAVE RAISIN BREATH!?
It doesn’t suck when 500 Ninjas form a giant guitar and then a super-giant Ninja wails on it and it rocks so loud and hard that all the pirates head’s explode.
In fact, that is so sweet that I want to crap my pants.