And now.........MeatBeast mends his ways.

So, I’m a curmudgeony guy. My friends all say, “Dammit, MeatBeast, why do you always have to point out things that suck? Why don’t you talk about bunnies and rainbows and unicorns and grilled cheese sandwiches?”

So I thought about it, and to my great displeasure, I present to you:

The 10 things that suck the least, from the mouth of the MeatBeast. You heard it first here, folks:

  1. Steak (It better be rare, you bastard)
  2. Customers who tip
  3. Beer
  4. Ren & Stimpy (bonus if you have beer and steak while watching)
  5. Strangers who don’t try to talk to you
  6. Not having raisins
  7. Endless supply of beer and steak, via wish granted by leprachaun
  8. Cute girls (see XXJETGIRLXX)
  9. Free beer and steak served by #8
  10. Pirates
    There are the nominees. Weigh in your answers, oh wise and great SDMBers.

Your grumpy friend,
Sir MeatBeast XIV

What if the cute girls are strangers? And they try to talk to you while bringing you steak and beer during Ren and Stimpy? AND THEY HAVE RAISIN BREATH!?

If you change your ways, will you have to change your username to Freshly Showered Beast Of Meat And Hair?

and they tip you, just because they had the pleasure of waiting on you.

I’m afraid that I must disagree with you.

I am firmly in the “ninjas suck less than pirates” camp, and have been since I was 9.

You have no idea…hehehehehehehe :smiley:

WHOOOOOOOOOO! PIRATES!

No, I don’t have anything constructive to say. Sorry.

A cute girl with RAISIN BREATH…AND SHE CAN TALK!!!

Such horrors haven’t been witnessed since the holocaust! To the Halifax Gibbet worth her, I say!

Fine. Weighing in at number 11, ninjas.

Are you happy now?

It doesn’t suck when 500 Ninjas form a giant guitar and then a super-giant Ninja wails on it and it rocks so loud and hard that all the pirates head’s explode.

In fact, that is so sweet that I want to crap my pants.

Ten bucks to the first guy who says that #12 is his ex-wife.

:: rimshot ::

[sub]No, I will NOT actually be sending you a sawbuck![/sub]

I was always a fan of Army Guys above Pirates and Niinjas, and Football absolutely should fall right around #4.