MeatBeast presents: The Worst Thing Ever

And the nominations are:

1.) Raisins
2.) Non-alcoholic beer
3.) Technocracy
4.) Decaf coffee
5.) The Edsel
6.) Vegemite
8.) The new Daredevil movie
9.) George Mcgovern
10.) Hair product comercials

Write in nominations are welcome.

I wish to write in at 11.) Colonoscopies.

What’s #7? (I nominate either Jim Carrey or Pap smears – I couldn’t decide.)

#6 actually belongs as a nomination on the list of The Best Thing Ever.

People who have more than three words in their username :slight_smile:

I read the thread title & I’m thinking to myself, “what the heck is a MeatBeast present?” So I read the OP and I still can’t figure it out. hhhhmmm

So finally I glance at the name on the OP and go, aaahhhh.

My #1 is peas. Gah, the smell of them things cooking is enough to make me wretch.

Ohh, mixed feelings over number 8:
Plus: Jennifer Garner
Negative: Ben Affleck
Plus: Jennifer Garner in tight clothes
Negative: Poor plot, lousy acting, Mr Affleck’s chin, the list goes on…
Plus: Jenifer Garner [sigh]

And I second the vote for non-alcoholic beer. It’s not like anyone drinks beer for the taste is it ?:dubious:

In no order what-so-ever:

37.) Unwrapped straws.
13.) Bea Arthur cheesecakes (doubly bad if said cheesecakes are censored; if I want to be offended, I want to be fully offended, dammit).
82.) Greasy restaurant menus.
57.) Using another persons mouse or keyboard, etc. and finding that hand-schmegmer all over the device.

I begin to think that MeatBeast is someone I worked with. Either that, or they’re the only two people in the world who think Raisins are the #1 worst thing ever.

Even the groundhogs (Meat Loaf, Meatball and Meatwad) who live in my yard like raisins. Weirdo.

#26. Eggs

I hate raisins.

How about being trapped in a car, upside down, completely submerged in water.

I do like Filthy Beasts of Meat and Hair.

When your best friend spills Jack Daniels in your car and it smells like JD for 3 days. Then it smells like puke for a month.

Substitute beets for raisins and I pretty much agree with Mr. Meat and Hair’s whole list.

By the way, I really like that username.

Hrrm mine would be

  1. Monkeys
  2. Wet monkeys
  3. Wet monkeys in direct sun while it is 96 degrees outside
  4. Monkey pieces
  5. Monkey pieces in paraformaldyhde
  6. Rotting monkey pieces
  7. Lab mice
  8. Lab mice with dirty cages
  9. Dead lab mice
  10. Coke-a-cola

Shoe stores with music and sales pitches on the PA system loud enough to make your ears ring.

Captain Morgan’s alcopop malt beverage. It tastes like pancake syrup would taste if it were made by KoolAid.

Roseanne Barr/Arnold/Barr, and her spinoff,

Tom Arnold.

Hmmmmm…we DO need a 7.), don’t we?

So, taking from lel, we’ll do pap smears…

So we have, in no certain order:

1.) Raisins
2.) Non-alcoholic beer
3.) Technocracy
4.) Decaf coffee
5.) The Edsel
6.) Vegemite
7.) Papsmears
8.) The new Daredevil movie
9.) George Mcgovern
10.) Hair product comercials
11.) Colonoscopies
12.) Peas
13.) More than three word usernames…:dubious:
14.) Unwrapped straws.
15.) Bea Arthur cheesecakes
16.) Greasy restaurant menus
17.) Mouse/keyboard hand-schmegmer
18.) Eggs
19.) Groundhogs named after meat products :slight_smile:
20.) Trapped in an upside down submerged car
21.) Spilled JD in cars
22.) Beets
23.) Monkeys in various forms and states, alive or dead
24.) Lab mice, ditto above
25.) Coke-a-cola

and this just in:

26.) Any cover of the song Freebird

By the way, thanks for all of the wonderful comments on my name! I feel so welcomed and loved!

Can I nominate one?
Milk.
In any form…whether it is the straight white stuff, frozen ice-milk, ice-cream, cheese…basically any milk product. I am lactose intolerant and though I am a huge cheesefreak, sadly I cannot digest the stuff and must therefore go through life with cheese-less pizza, chili and hamburgers.:frowning:

IDBB

Mine would be:

  1. Gobs of mayonnaise
  2. Gobs of mayonnaise that has been out long enough for it to turn into semi-transparent booger-like consistancy.
  3. The smell of mayonnaise.
  4. The fact that mayonnaise is essential to some foods, like turkey sandwiches (spread thinly, please) or cole slaw.
  5. The monthly “visitor”.
  6. Those annoying blue headlights.
  7. Going into Red Robin and coming out deaf.
  8. Non-poop-scooped poop.
  9. Stepping in non-poop-scooped poop.
  10. Having the bottom fall out of you grocery bag.

Spam
Road rage
Cat breath

May I add a few “musicianly” things?

Seven-string guitars
“Popcorn” snare drums
Clear Channel Radio
(agreement with 'any cover of “Freebird” ')

I hate it too.

Extreme bloating due to excessive gas that will not exit.