It has been said Napoleon and Hitler were repelled by the Russian winter. The truth is the Russian men, who were also fighting in Russia during the Winter, were extraordinarily hard and just made the invading armies look like pussies.
My ex-girlfriend is a Russian professional poker player that lives up to all of those stereotypes. She always wears heels and occasionally a full length fur coat including one of those Russian hats with 70K worth of jewelry on her fingers. She never slipped once and has a safety deposit box at Foxwoods with over 100K in it. All of the other professional poker players were scared of her because she is a math and strategy genius. I was scared of her too for that matter. We didn’t have much in common but I like to think I did my part to end the Cold War once and for all earlier this year. She only took me for a few thousand dollars but it was worth it. Russians are supposed to be our enemy but they do produce some gorgeous and hardy women.