Yes my friends, Joey is another year older today.
So come one, come all, and bring presents!
Happy birthday, joeykins!
<pops out of the cake>
Happy Birthday…dear Joey, happy birthday to you…
<smooch>
Am I the only one that thinks “The Angels Wept” would be a great name for an album?
Happy birthday, Joey!
/me eeps happy birthday-ily.
Happy Birthday Joey, may all the movies you watch turn out to be classics.
Keith
Happy Birthday Joey!
smooch 
Rose
Thank You all! You’re too good to me!
Sapphycakes - Does anyone in the world rock more than you rock? I love you… 
monster - Seeing your beautiful face pop out of a cake is the greatest gift I can imagine, especially since when I imagine it you’re only wearing a thong…
Rasa - It isn’t easy creating new adverbs, is it? Thanks for the eep, you know I love it.
Odieman - Thanks a lot, man! Next time I’m in central Saskatchewan, we’re definately going out for a beer!
Wicked Blue - A smooch from you gets me higher than all of those illicit drugs you do.
I love you all!
T H A N K Y O U !
Happy birthday mate.
Remember - another year WISER not older.
Stay cool and never be anything but Joey okay?
Why would I ever want to be anyone else? Thanks for the well-wishes, dpr!
I’d also like to thank democritus, Shadowfox, Mauvaise, saxface, and malkavia who wished me a happy happy via other means…
I love all ten of you. I go for quality, not quantity.
Ooops, I forgot to thank all of those who wished me happies in #straightdope:
I hope I don’t leave anyone out… new moderator Manservant Hecubus, ssskuggiii, chique, ktkilldare, MaxTorque, Mercutio, racinchikki, and zette.
Special thanks to Wicked Blue for shaking her boobies at me.
Late as always, I just want to add my happy birthday wishes, Joey.
Happy birthday Joey.
W E L O V E Y O U
Hope you’re still on the boards for the big three-oh this time next year.
Happy belated birthday, JoeyHemlock. I hope you went out–or will go out, and have the great time you deserve!
Happy birthday!
Mine was yesterday
— G. Raven
Hey, no sweat, over-the-hill dude.
Wicky, don’t forget that I also have a birthday coming up this month…wink wink nudge nudge.
::marks it down in her little black book:: 