Hate to dispel illusions here, but the teener set who were into KISS are now in their mid-40s. KISS must be in their mid-50s. Symphony orchestra and KISS? Not as anachronologistic as you think.
Peace.
the extra syllable are purposely there
So you have to be in either Ireland or England? 
What? At once? Don’t they have some filthy diseases? Given the past history, it’d be some pretty rough sex, though.
Please. No one will ever be able to match the artistic integrity and vision of the Scorpions with the Berlin Symphony Orchestra. Or, for that matter, Metallica and the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra.