I guess I’ll answer these since I tend to identify more with the Libertarian platform these days than the other choices.
A libertarian extremist exhibits many, but not necessarily all, of the following attributes:
1. believes that America is an hypostatized entity, conceived by coercion and fabricated from fiat declaration.
Nope. I believe good intentions for general humanity can be genuinely ascribed to the founding fathers. The United States may now be perpetuated thru coercion and fiat, but originally conceived and fabricated? Don’t think so.
2. believes that Saddam Hussein was a tyrant, put in power by tyrannical American hegemonists.
Seems likely.
3. believes that America should never go to war unless one or more specific Americans are victims of aggression.
Not sure how this distinction can be made effectively. Or even more, implemented efficaciously. Nor, why it might be necessary for an entire nation to militarily defend the interests of a single citizen.
4. supports the immediate withdrawal of American armed forces from every foreign base.
Okay. As long as the withdrawal is complemented by an equivalent reduction in troop and materiel levels. I very much dislike the idea of simply restationing a vast military inside our national borders.
5. believes that capitalism is just one viable economic model among others, and that any economic model, including communism, is acceptable so long as all participants are volunteers.
Sounds reasonable. Although I think capitalism is the only model currently known which can demonstrate a reasonably successful track record. I confess to a whole-hearted admiration of the ideas of Milton Friedman - particularly his ideas on how capitalism promotes individual freedoms.
6. believes that equal men can’t be free, and free men can’t be equal.
Brilliant. As self-evidently true as something can be.
7. believes that government creates crime out of whole cloth when it enforces laws of prohibition.
Absolutely. Perhaps just as self-evidently true as #6.
8. believes that a moral duty ought not to be codified into a civic duty.
Stridently so.
9. believes that business should not be subsidized by government.
The only “subsidies” should be actual purchases of demonstrably necessary goods and services. And nearly all demonstrably necessary government activities should be purchased on the open market (assuming free-market capitalism is the economic model selected in item #5).
10. believes that there are meritorious arguments both for and against abortion, but believes that in any case, those who oppose it should not have to subside it.
Don’t think so -at least I don’t believe there are any genuine merits to the arguments against abortion.
11. believes in a conspiracy led by Democrat and Republican leaders to exclude third parties from serious electoral contention.
Yes sir.
12. believes that homosexuals, like all other peaceful honest people, should be free to pursue their own happiness in their own way.
Indeed.
13. is sick and tired of both the Bush and Clinton dynasties.
Yep. And even further, a complementary exasperation at the coercive “bi-opoly” foisted upon the American public by the Republicans & Democrats.