http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=qw1045711081739B253&set_id=1 – I can’t make this shit up.
I have one thing to say: Jack Dean Genie and the Enchanted Tug-Ahoy.
Ok, two things to say:
“Arr. Iff’n I can have my foreskin, nobody can have a foreskin!” – Jack Dean Genie, Foreskin Pirate.
“They can have my foreskin when they cut it from my cold, dead…h-hahaha!! Jes’ kiddin’.”
What’s the problem? A local clairvoyant confirmed the presence of the genie. How much more proof do you need?
So there’s a genie that appears out of nowhere and grants circumcisions.
What, exactly, do you have to rub to make the genie appear? :eek:
… and why would a 10 month old baby be rubbing it? :eek:
More importantly what holiday can we create to celebrate the Foreskin Genie?
Yeah, we know. 
Did the genie at least leave a quarter under the kid’s pillow, or is that strictly limited to fairies?
Because as soon as infant boys find their genetalia, they grab on and don’t let go? Dominic used to freak me out by stretching his weewee in what I would have thought would be painful ways… but apparently it didn’t hurt or he woudln’t have been doing it…
"Forgive me, sahib, for I must take my leave of you; there is a Kryptonian child I must do next!:rolleyes:
ROTFLMAO@Enola*
Now CG is wondering what the freak I’m laughing at.
IDBB