http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=qw1045711081739B253&set_id=1 – I can’t make this shit up.
I have one thing to say: Jack Dean Genie and the Enchanted Tug-Ahoy.
Ok, two things to say:
“Arr. Iff’n I can have my foreskin, nobody can have a foreskin!” – Jack Dean Genie, Foreskin Pirate.