Mother Claims Genie Circumcised Baby

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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http://apnews.excite.com/article/20030220/D7PAE1A00.html
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“A mother has claimed that a genie circumcised her 10-month-old son while she was cooking breakfast, the state news agency Antara reported Thursday.”

Curse those evil genies. Is the UN helpless to intervene?

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Maybe this explains JDT’s paranoia. Where did he say he was from…or did he?

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Do you think the Genie was Jewish?

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Jewnie?

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Maybe the JDT-nie will regenerate it for him.

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If we’re talking a blue Robin Williams genie he’s not getting anywhere near my wedding tackle. OTOH if it’s Barbara Eden then… :smiley:

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A Genie? Are they qualified?
When I was born, the doctor performed a circumcision on me. Despite his years and years of medical training, and practical experience, it was still almost a year before I was able to walk.

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Excuse me, wouldn’t that be a moyle-lock?

::D&R::

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:smiley:

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a freiend sent me a link. I was SICK! it was a short clip of a primitive world circumcision. The bastards and bitches held the child and streched his dick then put a knife over it and hit the knife with a hammer. no more fore skin.

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also no more glans penis

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Maybe he got too close to the garage door opener?

:d and r:

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<rimshot>

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sadly, he left the whole head for a tip. It was aweful. I no longer accept crap attachments from that person. It was not a fake and it was horrible.

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I disclaim all responsibility for this incident. 'Tweren’t me, no sirree.

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[Major Nelson] Jeannie! Have you been cutting off foreskins again? Jeannie![/Major Nelson]

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Boy, some people make some weird-assed wishes. What were her other two? They obviously weren’t “oh, crap, put it back!” and “make sure nobody ever finds out about this.”

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Imagine Michael Jackson playing the Genie…:smiley:

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<shudder> The new monster of my nightmares.

[SWAT commander on bullhorn]Step away from the little boy’s penis[/SWAT]

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What astounds me is that the article states that boys there are normally circumsized - but not until they’re 6 or 7 years old.

I can’t help thinking that if someone had suggested to me at age 7 that chopping off the tip of my wiener was a good idea, I don’t think I would have agreed.