Andrew Breitbart throwing "big ol' gay party."

[BrainGlutton]

@Sampiro

He’s the result if Perez Hilton and Dale Gribble had a son. I’ve always assumed James O’Keefe is his butt-boy; the way O’Keefe planned to seduce Abby Boudreau it’s very clear he hasn’t got a clue how to convince a woman to sleep with you, and Breitbart having his back on his legal problems is probably more literal than symbolic.

I detest Breitbart so much that I don’t even like Orson Bean for having defended him as “a good guy and a great dad”. (Breitbart’'s married to Bean’s daughter.)

You must have seen the new Buffalo Beast’s “The50 Most Loathsome Americans of 2010” too.

27. Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr. (Perez Hilton)
    Charges: Posting a pic of a seventeen-year-old’s twat on Twitter is borderline pedophilia, but since he’s a professional fag and Miley Cyrus is a professional annoyance, the moral outrage only lasted one news cycle. Perez’s toddleresque slams on celebrity and generally repulsive demeanor are the major reason homophobia still exists.
    Aggravating factor: Looks like Buster Poindexter cross-pollinated with the kid from Jerry Maguire.
    Sentence: A tour in Afghanistan.

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21. James O’Keefe III
    Charges: Like Sacha Baron Cohen mixed with G. Gordon Liddy’s fetid stool. Embodies every sniveling, Docker-clad College Republican to ever overlook the 9th fairway and obtusely bemoan lower class entitlements. A Breitbart disciple, he sparked the ruin of ACORN, an honorable advocacy group for the poor, by dressing like a pimp and editing like Leni Riefenstahl. In college, he decried learning about foreign cultures because he considered it an affront to American values. Those same values went unperturbed by the white supremacist meetings he’s attended. This year, he got busted trying to mess with Senator Landrieu’s office phones and attempting to “seduce” CNN’s Abbie Boudreau on a boat with fuzzy handcuffs and porn. Lately he’s been stalking a New Jersey special ed provider in order eliminate any remaining doubt about what an asshole he is.
    Aggravating factor: “It is time, as Hannah said as we walked out of the ACORN facility, for conservative activists to ‘create chaos for glory.’”
    Sentence: Sold into Bacha Bazi.

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18. Andrew Breitbart
    Charges: Partly responsible for the abysmal online apothecary known as The Huffington Post and the career of James O’Keefe, whom he taught everything he doesn’t know. His Drudge-inspired bullshit finally hit the fan in July when he posted an out of context video excerpt of USDA employee Shirley Sherrod that implied she was a racist. But like the implication of Brietbart’s hetero marriage, the truth of the matter was the exact opposite.
    Aggravating factor: “You [Max Blumenthal] destroy people. Because you try to destroy people’s lives through innuendo. Innuendo!”
    Sentence: Outed by Matt Drudge.

[jayjay]

I always have to chuckle when some self-appointed spokesperson for the GOP tries to lure LGB people over the line. “Sure, we want your vote! C’mon over! Just don’t talk too loud, or act gay, or ask for anything, because we have to make sure the reactionary cranks who make up our base aren’t made too aware that you’re here. Oh, and we aren’t going to be fighting to make sure you’re all equal to the rest of us normal hetero people. Just so we’re all aware.”

ETA: “Oh, and leave those circus freak trannies you sometimes hang out with outside. They’re definitely not invited.”

[saoirse]

@Rhythmdvl

Or maybe “tautological redundancy”?

No, I think that has to do with layoffs in the Philosophy Department.

[Sampiro]

GOProud also hired Ann Coulter to speak at one of their conventions. How any gay person- hell, how any sane person- could give that grossly overpaid circus geek money to come liberal bait and bite the head off a couple of frogs is beyond me.

[BrainGlutton]

@Sampiro

GOProud also hired Ann Coulter to speak at one of their conventions. How any gay person- hell, how any sane person- could give that grossly overpaid circus geek money to come liberal bait and bite the head off a couple of frogs is beyond me.

The homocon mind is a strange thing.