Maybe this should be in MPSIMS.
Woman Tries Shipping Puppy Priority Mail
I’d work up some decent RO over that, but there’s something oddly adorable about it.
I’m glad the puppy wasn’t hurt, and I hope someone smacks that woman on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
If It Fits, It Ships!
Hmm…according to that article, its legal to ship mammals, as long as their cold blooded.
I believe that’s the PC terminology for ‘dead’.
Well, without airholes, the puppy in question probably would’ve qualified if they’d just left the box alone.
Not “dead”, he’s uh… resting.
“Shipping the schnoodle” sounds like a euphemism for something really dirty.
Sort of like Shrodinger’s cat, but the decay would have been easy to detect even without opening the box.
Nah, it means you can only ship puppies if they’ve got sand.
At least she didn’t ship it Media mail.
She could if it was a pair of Hush Puppies. :o
I liked her chutzpah in asking for a refund…
Resting??
Ship a baby gator to your MIL – OK. Ship a baby dog – get sentenced to a year in a crate.
Baby gator? Linky, please.
Unless that was just a mother-in-law joke…
There! He moved!
He did not! That was you pushing him! 
No, he’s pining for the fjords! 
Pining for the fjords?!?!? What kind of talk is that?!?!