Can I just say reading the title of this thread gave me a chuckle when I read it - and given how my day is starting out, I need one.
Too funny.
How about one for the girls: Sean Hannity vs…who? Werner Heisenberg, the scientist accused of having Nazi sympathies?
Oh, I dunno. Either one. Or both.
Evil smiley here.
Probably Leni, since we could talk films.
But I don’t see much similarity between the two. Leni was a film artist living in a totalitarian state whose assignments were to portray that state in such a way as to bring glory upon it. Colter is a comedian, who probably doesn’t even believe most of what she says as she goes for the laugh and the shock value.
Beautiful set-up … Am awaiting slam dunk…
So, masturbation, bestiality, and suicide aren’t possible choices?
Can I pick one, and swim to a different island? PLEASE!
Ann. She’s hot, if she keeps her mouth shut.
Oh, wait…
Hmmmm…we’ll have to work around that.
So, you’re saying she’s basically Howard Stern in drag?
Hmmm … now that I think about it, Howard and Ann have never been seen in public together, have they? :dubious:
Ann.
While I don’t have a particular TASTE for human flesh (at least, I don’t think so), Ann’s alive so she’d make a better candidate for a few good meals.
Ann if just for the transporation.
Giddy-up!
Both. And an angry sex sandwich.
Not with her.
And Adolf was just a hung-ho member of the Toastmaster Club, Berlin Division. 
Nein! As punishment for your outburst, my dear crowmanyclouds, you must sire 12 children.
P.S. Ann talks even in her sleep.
Does she belittle others in her sleep too?
Look at her in that picture…
/growls
Wouldn’t you just like to…
I suppose if I mentioned ballgags and harnesses, people would get all over me for bringing up bondage, but really, in this instance, I’d call it a matter of simple practicality!
Meh. To me, she looks like a combo airdale terrier and albino quarterhorse.
Did I mention the island has a race track???
Riefenstahl, no question. I’m a straight woman so sex wouldn’t happen anyway. Riefenstahl alive would at least be interesting to talk to (she did have talent). Riefenstahl dead–well, I would kill Coulter after the first 10 minutes or so, so it’s all the same.
Leni in a heartbeat. She’d be much more interesting to talk to about film and art, I could improve my German, she could improve her English, and we could pretend not to understand each other when needed. I can’t think of any positive outcome of having Ann on the island, except possibly a few day’s worth of meat after I got fed up. I’ll show her compassionate conservatism and social darwinism. I wonder if I could cure what I couldn’t eat quickly?
Sounds like you’re thinking fava beans and a bottle of chianti
All depends whether it’s 1935 or 2005.
If I could get either in her bloom of personal and intellectual potency, I’d definitely go with Riefenstahl. I promise you that by 1942 she’d have been over here making Why We Fight films for the US Office of War Information. And they’d have been classics, too. Classics!