Announcing: America's next catch phrase

Drum roll please -

Boom Goes the Dynamite

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/sportsnews.html explains all.

I’m still holding out for a revival of

What a shocking bad hat!

but I have learned to live with the disappointment…

Holy hell that’s painful to watch.

It also trips off the “access denied” thingy at my work. Not safe for work, perhaps?

Not that video in particular, but that site in general has some suspect material.

“Later he gets the rebound, passes it to… the man… and Boom goes the Dynamite!”

Wow.

I was pretty sure being literate would be a job requirement for tele-journalism.
Dang, that was both the funniest, and saddest, thing I’ve seen in quite some time.
I think you could have lit a fire with his ears.

My favorite part: the barely audible, “oh no”

Dear Mom:

Included is a clip of your dear son’s television sportscasting aspirations. We thought you would like to know how your tuition check is going to good use, and how, far into college, your son Dumbo cannot string five words together off a teleprompter without stumbling and second-guessing himself.

Keep the checks coming, and we’ll continue to indulge your little boy until the flop-sweat sends him into a coma.

Love,
Louisville Administration

Yeah, that was pitiful.

I like his casual “Yeah” after he’s thanked for his report by the anchordude.

I couldn’t even watch most of that – had to look away!

Poor kid – it seems to me that, while not rocket science, that must be more difficult than it looks. I mean, I know that when I’m reading aloud and I’ve never read that item before, I’ll sound like that kid did – think a sentence is going in one direction, and it goes in another. And I’ve never read off a TelePrompTer, but I imagine it’s got to be weird – not like you can go back to the beginning of a sentence and start over. And if you’ve never been on live TV before, there’s probably more than a little stress and adreneline going on.

I guess I have to feel sorry for him, and also admire him a bit for staying on camera – when you know you’re screwing up royally, the “flight” instinct kicks in pretty strong.

Poor kid. Especially now that it’s plastered all over the internet (tee, hee).

I liked it, frankly. It was a refreshing break from the typical unctuous sports announcer.