Meh, I would just sign her up to some free gay porn mailing lists and call it even. Spam for spam.
Real men love cheeses.
I sent her this reply to the email:
“This is an inappropriate email to send for an eBay transaction, especially through private email. Please refrain from foisting your beliefs on others in this manner. It is pushy and unwelcome. I have contacted eBay about this intrusive seller behavior.”
Sincerely,
It’s Not Rocket Surgery!"
Greetings, It’s Not Rocket Surgery ( brother in Christ).
This reply shows that there is a lack of spirituality in your life. As the official SDMB* religious converter, I would urge you to consider saving your immortal soul, especially at this time of year.
There are also many tax benefits.
Eternal Love,
Glee
*Lies! All Lies! :smack:
No thanks. My religious converter is covered under warranty if it breaks.
Save up to 20, 30, even 40% off your Immortal Soul…! 
Find a photo of Satan giving it to the Virgin Mary on the intertoobs and email it back.
Not if you use it outdoors, or with european current.