Another AMA for the (not so) Amateur Porn Director

I was watching the “This Week In Tech” podcast, and the host Leo LaPorte bravely said:

I have seen the future of VR, and it’s pornography. I’m not kidding you at this point. And its…Snigger away! We always say that technologies like VHS, DVD get forwarded…the web…chat rooms…get pushed by adult entertainment. And I have to say, I was a little skeptical on this whole VR thing. The Occulus Rift makes me a little queasy, and that’s because I was playing video games. But somebody showed me…I’m not going to name names…but somebody said “Leo, look at this” and I put on…I was actually using the Galaxy Gear VR but it’s Occulus technology, it’s similar technology…and there is a site, probably more than one at this point…that makes VR movies. Adult movies! And there is…it’s…well, it’s like being there! And the minute I saw it I realized “Oh my God! Nobody knows about this yet, but when this happens…forget ‘Call of Duty’! I got ‘Call of Booty’!”

I don’t know if it’s applicable to Mike’s genre of bukakke. Well, I suppose one of the Meat Puppetstm could wear the VR helmet to give the viewer the experience of spooging on a woman’s face.

I think he’s on to something here.

Two guys who marry and adopt a kid are MILFs?

For varied definition of M.

Hell, by that standard, I’m a MILF, too!

I’m a MILF, he’s a MILF, She’s a MLF, would’t you like to be a MiLF too? Be a MILF, Fuck a M!

(somewhere in there, or atleast in my head, is the old ‘Be a Pepper’ jingle)

Quick tangent: I’d heard the N.W.A. song “Nigga4life” before I ever heard that Dr. Pepper jingle. When I picked up a cassette tape of TV jingles a couple of years later, and that Dr. Pepper commercial was on it, I had a personal Fridge Brilliance moment.