I love the MILF as cultural institution, as enduring fantasy from Jocasta through Mrs. Robinson onward to Stiffler’s mom. As such, there’s a whole genre of porn devoted to “MILFS,” “Mature,” and so on.
However, 99.9% of the women that turn up in this stuff are DISGUSTING HAGS. Fat, gross, dazed and glazed look in the eyes, trailer park crackhead methlab grotesque bag ladies. What the hell is going on!? It’s like they’re making no attempt to find attractive women, and instead assuming that haggard, gross, and over the hill somehow equates to “MILF.”
I’m deeply offended that the makers and suppliers of porn think that us MILF fans are indiscriminate, that we’ll spank it to ANY woman as long as she’s over 40. The barely legal guys don’t settle for “just turned eighteen” girls that are fat and covered in sores and zits - they want the idealized jailbait girl next door! The lesbo fans aren’t happy to pound it to two Melissa Etheridge and Rosie O’Donnell lookalikes as long as it’s GIRL ON GIRL - they demand an idealized, impossible fantasy come to life of two feminine, physically perfect babes going at it. Why should the MILF guys be expected to get by on rotten, disgusting hags that look like they’re going to take a big hit off the crack pipe the second the scene is done!?
It’s not like we’re into vore, scat, or DVDA trannie stuff here, where the fetish is so extreme and rare that fans are thankful and willing to take whatever scraps they can get. Judging from the bazillions of sites promising hot MILF action, my friend’s hot mom, MILF training, Hot for Teacher, etc. etc. etc., it’s clearly an in-demand demographic.
Give us Jane Seymour and Morgan Fairchild-level over-40’s, damn it - or at least try!
I’d think it’s probably because most pretty women at that age are generally well-settled in life, with careers, older children, successful husbands etc., and aren’t looking to get into porn. The ones that are willing to get into porn at that age usually have reasons for it, and those reasons are usually suspect. If they’ve been into porn since they were young, they may very well have ended up haggish because of the lifestyle.
There is one pr0n provider whose mature models are overall very attractive amateurs. I swear one British gal they published several large shoots of reminded me so much of a somewhat younger Helen Mirren that it blew my mind (and that ain’t all it blew).
I won’t give the name here, but if I tell you it rhymes with “HPJ Spatula and Cherry,” maybe you’ll have heard of/seen it.
The internet has lowered the barrier for all porn. There are a lot more people willing to bare their bodies and screw for all to see. This is the yin and yang of it all. The standard deviation for porno attractiveness and diversity has broadened significantly due to digital technology and the ubiquitous penetration of the internet. Because of this fact we see tons of stunning young woman, terrifying old great grandmothers and everything in between. More people are willing to join the fray. I’m willing to trade the occasionally brain searing 80 year old woman for the cornucopia of stunning young gash.
I think it’s a positive thing that people are less uptight about screwing.
You see Dave, it’s like this. Dodgy health care worker of some type takes cell with camera function into facility, snaps a few pics of old vags, goes home and hits “upload”.
Voice mail from earlier today:
“Hi CMiller, it’s your mom. I was driving home today, listening to NPR, and they had a segment with a singer named Tori Amos. She kept referring to an M-I-L-F and I have no idea what it means. I assume it’s something dirty because they won’t give the definition. Any idea what it means? Call me back!”
You want awkward? Try explaining what a MILF is to your mother.