Perhaps if you tell her MILF = Mature Impassioned Lusty Females
“Hi Mom, it’s C. Happy Holidays! I wouldn’t worry about that Tori Amos hussy, she’s always coked-up and inventing new words. It’s probably a sex thing or something about drugs. You don’t need to know what it means unless you’re into drugs… Mom… you’re not… Mom, you’re not into drugs are you? Mom, just say no! I love you mom!”
The weird thing about it is it wouldn’t be out there in such quantity if there wasn’t a significant amount of demand for it. :eek:
Judging from what I’ve seen out there, it seems that a lot of men want to see badly made-up transsexuals, white women with abusive black men, fake boobs, and hags.
I don’t want to see any of that stuff; but apparently, I’m just too vanilla to live. 
I just like to see good-looking women in their thirties and forties.
Wait I think I still have that link…
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Yup here it is, MVCO3LF.com, just press the red button.
Enjoy!
CMC +fnord!
I am your mother, and you’d be surprised what doesn’t shock me. 
Go ahead and 'splain it to her, she can take it. She’s seen the President of the United States getting blowjobs in the Oval Office from an intern and then refusing to man up about it; after that, nothing would surprise her.
That is not a very nice thing to say about your mum.
Don’t apologize–I LIKE vanilla.
No comment re the MILFs.
RE the NH cell phone stuff–that’s appalling and (hopefully) a firing offense.
Ok, VCO3, now you are back. Good seeing you.
If the people who own the vags consent, meh. If they do not…well, then, I see where your problem is.
So you’d have no problem if some health care worker in your Mom’s old age home came around asking if she’d pose for geriatric vag shots for his website? “Meh” you’d say? Boy, you are one easy going guy.
My mother’s never even *heard * of sex.
VCO3, if you’re lucky, you’re going to live to the age of 60-70 and from what I’ve read of your posts, you’re likely to still be surfing porn as your primary sexual recreation. You might extrapolate a little and think about how appealing those “horrible, disgusting hags” will look to you through those cataract colored glasses and dial back on the judgemental attitude a little. Or not.
You can find some pretty attractive MILFs on the following Naughty America websites (links carefully broken for obvious reasons):
“My Friend’s Hot Mom” – http://www. myfriendshotmom. com/milf.html
“Housewife 1-on-1” – http://www. housewife1on1. com/milf_housewife.html
“My First Sex Teacher” – http://www. myfirstsexteacher. com/sexy_teachers.html
“Seduced by a Cougar” – http://www. seducedbyacougar. com/cougar.html
(Personally, I prefer the teen stuff.)
“MILF” is used to describe porn in the same way “full figured” is for personal ads and “cozy” is for houses. It means there was nothing more flattering you could say about it.
You remember that scene in Papillon where Anthonly Zerbe as king of the lepers tells how they only use their money to import leper women? You don’t have to share someone’s kinks to acknowledge their genuine value.
There’s an old guy I work with, of the age when one’s pre-date grooming regime includes trimming one’s ear hairs. His hobby is to take his expensive camera equipment and pay for access into a local McMansion where the owner hires a twenty-something to lay around naked while a bunch of old graydicks snap pictures. Kind of like that Japanese novella The House of Sleeping Women, which was set in a specialty brothel for old, old impotent men who pay to watch young girls sleep.
Even though pictures of women the same age as these geezers would be less appealing to the average person, if that was what slaked their lust wouldn’t we feel them to be more well-adjusted in their tastes?
Mother-In-Law Fetish?
I think it might relate more to fantasies about friends’ mothers when one was a teenager. Or possibly a guy might have had certain thoughts about Ms. Light, his Biology teacher in 11th grade. It could happen.
(Can I hang around you, Teela? Something tells me you’re lucky.)
No matter how weird and disgusting your sexual fetish may be, somebody else has it as well, with 6 billion oversexed monkeys, its inevitable. If an infinite number of monkeys bang on an infinite number of typewriters long enough, one of them well produce leper colony porn.
And right away, somebody will get on the net and try to sell it.
It’s a jailable offense.
They most certainly are not capable of giving their consent. These are demented old ladies, most of whom no longer have the power of speech.