Heh. Did you just make that up?
She closed her eyes and thought of England?
You’re looking at the wrong sites. My MILF searching experiences are generally positive although it is true that every once in a great while there will be a questionable appearance but that danger exists no matter what you’re looking for. I guess it also depends on how old you consider a MILF. Thirty-late forties is good and I’ve seen stunningly hot women in their mid to late fifties even.
Whatever you do, don’t click on anything that says “mature.” That is a warning sign.
Burn the infidel.
I suspect a lot of guys would, if they were prepared to admit there was such a thing.
Well, thank God for that. I knew it was bad (and could get a nurse’s license revoked), but I didn’t know about the crime aspect.
Frankly, most Internet porn genres are like this. “You like blonde/black/Hispanic/brunette/thin/fat women? Then you’ll love every blonde/black/hispanic/brunette/thin/fat woman!” I don’t let it get to me; I just download the stuff that looks good to me and skip the rest. I also refuse to pay for porn for any reason, since I’ve been ripped off that way before; I bought (what looked like) a hot young-Hispanic-women DVD and 3/4 of it turned out to be this 60-year-old French woman getting gangbanged. Simply put, most porn sucks, so maximize your control over what you view and don’t let the crappy stuff get to you.
What really bugs me, because sometimes you can’t tell it’s going to be in the video before you download it, is the blatantly fake dirty talk. I can’t stand hearing the people spew some bullshit lines at each other about how much they loooooooooove each other’s genitalia and juices all over their face or whatever. Instant turnoff. Sometimes you can tell from the preview pictures because someone’s got their mouth open as if gasping in pleasure and they’re staring at the camera and they’ve got this “when can I go home and spend this money on coke?” look on their face. Which only makes it that much more irritating to have it slip past my radar and then pop up right when I’m about to, er, reach the peak of my viewing experience. (I’ve found that some networks, like Naughty America, are best completely ignored for this reason.)
I dated a woman who had had two kids and was the hottest thing to hit San Diego since the Cedar fire.
Oh, man, was she hot. A real tiger in bed, too. Shame about that green-card thing.
BTW, VCO3, I know you may not believe me, but I’m glad to see you back. I felt partially responsible when you got suspended. I dunno, maybe I’m just on the Crazy Crack, but I worried about it.
Yeah, but then she’ll eat of the Tree of Life, turn into a Protector, and decide you’re a threat to be eliminated.
So, there I was, camping with this hot black MILF when she starts yelling at the movie screen…
-Joe
Okay, this post is utterly mystifying. One of two things is true, and I’m eager to find out which.
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DDG is CMiller’s mom, in which case this is indeed a fascinating dialogue. :eek:
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DuckDucKGoose is Chelsea Clinton, in which case, hiya Chelsea !!!
Cartooniverse
I think she meant that she is the age of the poster’s mother. I’m an M, not so sure about the ILF, and sometimes I’m not sure if I should be a poster or a mom in here…
Myself, I don’t get the reference to the blowjob in the oval office–I keep thinking (whenever someone mentions this)–do you really think this is the first BJ to take place there? It’s not sacred ground–it’s an office. 
If she really had tapes of that, she would possess a commodity that would be quite lucrative.
Oh, yeah, that’s a good site. Only took me a day to figure out which one you meant.
I’m sooo unhip. I had to go to Wiki to find out what the acronym meant.
I’m glad to see you back VCO3 - you’re an interesting guy. Really interesting.
My husband has some big girl porn. I have watched it with him, (not a regular thing, but it has happened). In it the girls have to be a certain kind of big. When they aren’t, he complains, and points it out to me. “See there? She is big, but her ass is flat and wide, not round and high. And her boobs are flat and saggy, not round and plump. Her gut is bigger than her butt…” When he starts complaining like that, we know we have picked a bad cd. He has always been particular about the kind of chub he chases, and I honestly believes he feels cheated when some porn director doesn’t consider what he thinks is a truly sexy big girl. I told him, the freakin’ casting director is just filming whomever the heck shows up! They don’t expect chubby chaser porn fans to be so critical!
Same with milf porn, I guess. They are just assuming that milf fans won’t be picky.
I wonder if most guys that like milfs really don’t care if they are kind of run down. And maybe my husband is in the minority as far as guys who actually care about the shape of the fat girls in the porn they watch.
Boy, do I** really** hope that the universe of choices is bigger than two in this case! 
It’s a little odd that Jocasta made the list of MILFs. I would think she’d belong in one of the incest fetish sites instead.
Marc
Hostile Dialect: That’s the great thing about the internet though. You don’t have to download some manufactured nonsense from “Big Porn.” You can rage against the machine and download amateur stuff which tends to be more, er, organic. It seems everyone and their sister (and mom) has a digital camcorder nowadays.
I look at milf porn because you’re more likely to find women that look like real women. I’m actually annoyed at milf porn for the OPPOSITE reason you are - there are too many super young too-fit women with boob jobs and tight abs that look to be 28 at most. Porn is usually disappointing, because this same female robot archetype is in almost every stupid scene. I’d like REAL women in my porno scenes, please.
It’s worse than that. You make the mistake of thinking that what’s lucky for her is lucky for you, and then you end up using one of your heads to look at the stump where the other one used to be, and at best someone else knocks you down and bundles you into the autodoc before you haemorrhage to death.