While I sleep my husband will watch movies in bed next to me. Then I’ll sorta wake up and watch. Sorta. Then I have to come here and ask if what I thought I saw was a real movie. In this one the guy from Twisted Sister has Freddy Kruger stretched by his skin via tiny little threads onto a metal frame. He also has a naked woman in a cage made out of metal tubes he has pierced into her body. There’s a naked girl in a cage with fish hooks or somesuch strung through her flesh. And everybody has their mouths sewn shut. Freddy Kruger also has his eyes sewn shut too for good measure.
Apparently the Twisted Sister guy has done this before 4 years ago but was found not guilty due to insanity, was given some pills and sent right back to his house of horror to live out his life. The pills they give him also remove face tattoos because before he was caught torturing, raping and killing teens he had a face tattoo and then when he was cured with the pills he didn’t have them. But then when the vigilante townsfolk come to hang Dee and crush his pills, his face tattoos come back.
In the end a detective (whose daughter was Dee Snyder’s victim twice) attaches Dee to a meat hook and lights him on fire. Then casually walks out of the warehouse? school? meatpacking plant? and tells his partner “Call Internal Affairs”. Roll credits.
Some of the above information I gleaned by groggily asking my husband, “What? Wha. . . What?” But I could have dreamed that part too.
So Dopers-- does this movie exist?