Another "funny & cute things kids do" thread

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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'Cause have I got a doozy.

This isn’t my kid, but a coworker’s. She and one of her supervisors got along very well, so well in fact, that when the supverisor came down to visit, the coworker let her stay at her house.

Well, in the morning Supervisor got up early to take a shower and go off to her meetings. Coworker was downstairs. As supervisor was taking a shower, the door to the bathroom bangs open. Supervisor thought “OMG” and hoped it wasn’t coworker’s husband. Supervisor didn’t want to peek out. Heard peeing noises. Then

SHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEK

Curtain was pulled aside by coworker’s four-year-old child.

Child: :confused:
Supervisor: :eek:
Child: “Who are you?”
Supervisor: “Er…eum…I’m Mommy’s coworker. From the office. Can you shut the curtain now?”
Child: “Ok.”

Child goes out.
Child goes downstairs. His mom - coworker - finds him on the couch still looking like :confused: He asks her “Mommy, who the heck is in the bathroom?”

Heh. Still makes me smile to think of it. The supervisor, by the way left a couple of bucks on the table - “for baby’s therapy.”

Share your stories - I may not want my own kids, but they sure do cute things.

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My brother related this story about my three year old niece about a month ago. She was with her mother (my sis-in-law) and I’m not sure what they were doing, but something happened that caused my niece to say “Damn it.”

My sis-in-law calmly explained to her that she shouldn’t say that word, it’s a grown-up word, all that. In response, what does my niece do?

Shrugs her shoulders and says “Fuck it.” :eek:

I guess she’s listened a little too well to her mother.

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My friend’s daughter, age 7, tried to jump out of the swingset at full swing this past summer. She obviously fell and broke her arm.

In the ER, the doc says, “Mikala, I guess you now know you can’t fly.” She responded, “Oh, I flew all right…I just didn’t stick the landing!”

I still think the doc should have given her a discount for sheer entertainment value.