Another July 4th has come and gone

Another July 4th has come and gone. Where is the fleet of alien ships out to destroy the world - requiring Earth’s nations and peoples to band together to defeat them?

I will wait one more year, but after that, I’m done. I’m starting to feel like Linus at Halloween!

Dude. What, were ya sleeping in or something? Me, an eccentric scientist, and a spunky 13 year old tomboy, and an ex-con found, fought, and destroyed the alien fleet before 7:30 AM yesterday. You’re gonna have to be more on the ball to get a piece of the action.

What the…it’s the 5th of July here. I smell time warp.

The aliens are supposed to show up on the 5th, not the 4th.
Happy X Day! Praise BoB! or kill me…

It is the 5th here too - that is why the title says that the 4th has “come and gone.”

Hey, the 5th would be my 34th wedding anniversary, if I’d stayed married. The only alien thing I’d go head to head with would be my ex-husband.

How US-centric of you. In fact, the nations will band together under Mexican leadership and fight off the alien interlopers on September 16.

I love that movie!

I said it before and I’ll say it again:

If the aliens ever come they are gonna come to eat and/or destroy us so they can take over the Earth. Screw that teaching us how to cure cancer crap.

Therefore we should always be ready to mightily kick some slimy alien ass.

did you guys walk in slow motion alot! Because that is the awesome way to do things.