Another National Park asshole vandal

This time, some jerkwad decided it would be fun to joyride all over The Racetrack in Death Valley, leaving 10 miles worth of tire tracks.

Las Vegas Review-Journal article: Illegal tire tracks mar Death Valley dry lake famous for mysterious moving rocks

Jeez Louise, what is wrong with these people? :mad:

Sociopaths, IMO. To them, their desires are more important than anything else.

All the more reason to bring back certain…disciplinary devices. Like the rack.

48 hours in the stocks, no food, drink or assistance.

In the middle of the damage they did. :wink:

That’ll learn 'em. or kill them, but whatever

Okay, I’m thinking outside the box here.

These guys are jerks and they deserve some severe punishment. But beatings and imprisonment seem a little misdirected.

However, they vandalized a national treasure. They committed a crime against the American people.

So how about we establish a special punitive federal income tax rate. People who are accused of vandalizing national parks or monuments will be arrested and tried. And if they’re convicted, they have a pay a ten percent higher tax rate for the rest of their life.

Hopefully one more effective than the comfy chair.

I suggested this in one of the other threads…I think an appropriate punishment (over and above a hefty fine) would be a mandatory stint at the Park’s visitor center and/or campfire program requiring a confession and apology to park visitors.

I think they should let a dry lake bed drive a car all over them … see how they like it.

Nah, let’s be merciful. Stake them out ten inches from a “race rock” and tell them they go free when it touches them.

Why should rocks be the only things that are allowed to make tracks there?

I weep for the disturbed dirt and mud :frowning:

Asshole vandalism doesn’t sound pleasant at all.

Make the vandals have to listen to manson1972 for an hour. Violates the 8th Amendment, but what the hell.

Park vandals should have to paint manson1972’s house. Not “repaint it whatever color he wants it to be”–they should have to spend a few weekends painting his house in a variety of random colors–a daub of eggshell here, some shocking pink there, a little lime green over on that part. (No spray paint, though–that would be too easy. Paintbrushes only. Small paintbrushes.)

While they’re at it, they should have to do his car, too.

I like China’s policy on stunts like this: it goes on your credit report, even if you pull the stunt outside of China. You also get banned from traveling outside the country.

I like this, no 8th Amendment problems either …

I’d be happy if they were just made to fix what they did

single handed, in summer, taking as long as it takes.

Just kills me that you guys STILL equate public land with privately owned houses and cars…I’m slayed, I tells you, slayed!

or they could just, i don’t know, wait for the lake bed to flood again and fix itself. By then, maybe the initials I carved in a tree once will be the new outrage!

Depends on who is doing it and who it is being done to!

Hey, old guys! That’s what you get for telling them to get off your lawn. Where else are they going to go?!