You never heard of golden shower porn? Yeah, me neither.
Hey, if it wasn’t for the Dope, they wouldn’t be on my regular humour reading list! (I think Christians with a brain, like me, probably enjoy them the most for their lol-ness.)
And I’m with the others that the “anti-gay” isn’t really needed*. Closeted homosexual != pedophile
*What is needed is his immediate dismissal from the church. Any further judging from the inevitable busy-bodies in the church would be unscriptural, but icing on the cake. 
Didn’t meant to suggest in the OP that he was a closeted gay. Rather that he was a (alleged) hypocritical sex fiend
But this isn’t the vocally homophobic closet case cliché. This is the pedophile clergyman cliché.
If I could save pee in a bottle,
The first thing that I’d like to do…
Why do liberals get so upset when people they don’t like do this, but when people who they support do it (homosexuals, feminists, et cetera), they all it “liberation” and “expressing themselves”?
Hippo Critz.
HahaHahAHaahaeHEheHehehe…hehe…ho? You were serious there?
Bullshit. Cite?
So he was just “liberating” himself? Or would “expressing himself” (in a bottle, no less) be better?
I think you will be hard-pressed to find any political viewpoint that thinks pedophilia is awesome, no matter who does it.
What the fuck are you talking about? Can you give an example of homosexuals and feminists jerking off while watching kids at a playground?
Silly lie indeed. Why didn’t he go to the public restroom within sight of where he was parked?
You’ve been rather sheltered then. It certainly exists.
This story is hilarious.
Maybe it was the Stadium Buddy? 
Who is this buttmunch, and why haven’t I seen him before? If you do a search on his name, you’ll see he’s really gotten active with this crap lately.
I’m rather fond of Whoosh Porn, myself.
There have been some interesting posters about lately- Gordon69 joined in about 2005, and didn’t post a thing until a recent flurry of anti-union posts.
And now this guy. Post on innocuous topics for a while, and then all of a sudden it’s like he’s had an entire personality change. Or someone is hijacking accounts around here.
Smells fishy to me.
Who said he was beating off to kiddies and not all those MILFs?
Let’s say he did have to pee. And that maybe the public toilet was too far away (or perhaps locked).
Surely there was a cluster of trees somewhere where he could have peed in privacy, without the awkwardness of sticking a bottle in his pants.
And why a bottle anyway? Anyone who has watched Dumb and Dumber knows one bottle is never enough. (And wouldn’t the police actually look for a bottle? Did they find one?)
If I were one of his parishioners, I would want him to resign if only because that lie is so horribly ridiculous.
“I didn’t do it! I didn’t do it! And if I did it I’m sorry but it wasn’t my fault! It was the fault of pornography, which of course I never look at, but it’s seeped into the public consciousness anyway!”
Asswipe.