This is a better read.
Who was it that posited that the gay rights struggle is really a battle between regular gay people and self-hating gay people?
If he was in the van how did the woman notice his fly was open and determine that he was masturbating?
Wait, does this mean that masturbating in a van makes someone turn gay? Need answer fast!
That’s been a common observation as more an more examples turn up, e.g.:
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By the way, out of curiosity, just a minor point, off the subject… uh, how many times do the anti-gay force guys have to get caught in gay trysts before everybody just realizes they’re all gay? If you wanna meet gay dudes, start cruising the anti-gay buffet because it’s out there, baby!
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Only if it’s a minivan.
Vans have these things called windows. Perhaps you’ve heard of them?
There’s still a certain angle you have to be able to look at to see if someone’s zipper’s down. You also need to be close enough to make it out. The article said he was in the vicinity of a playground. Either these women have eagle vision or we’re not getting the whole story.
From the original Times-Picayune article:
No eagle vision needed, she was right next to his van door. And he had the windows down.
Yes, but if you climb a tree and use a good pair of binoculars, you can see in most vans.
The guy basically admitted to having his dick out, unless he’s claiming he was filtering his urine through his pants before he placed it in the alleged bottle.
So I guess these women just made an incredibly lucky guess.
Alternately, I’d say they could tell he was wanking, and assumed his zipper was down.
Either way, it’s a fair cop.
Why would two separate women who don’t even know each other spontaneously conspire to falsely accuse a guy of wanking in his van?
I’m guessing the could see enough to know what was going on, especially if there were some arm motions happening.
I have to try that filtering piss through your pants thing. Can you also filter poop through your clothes? What does he filter for btw, does he plan on drinking the urine afterward?
Because the devil told them to, duh. In fact, any time a pastor gets caught doing wrong we should just leap to this conclusion. The lord works in mysterious ways.
“A woman without a man is like a fish that isn’t masturbating in public.” –Gloria Steinem
Yeah, if he was making the beating off motions, I think it’d be pretty apparent what he was up to, even without seeing whether or not his fly was unzipped.
You know who I’d report to police? An adult who’s at a playground, up a tree, with binoculars. 
… is to save every gay from eternity’s burnin’ and yearn that they spent it with you.
Oh, they never seem to nick the Vicar just before he’s snapped a picture of your little boy… he’s just a human toy.
Yes, if I could save pee in a bottle, the first thing that I’d like to do… is to save every gay from eternity’s burnin’ and yearn that they spend it with you.
Let’s say he was beating off, but through his pants, with his zipper up. The women were able to tell he was pounding pud because of the arm motions. Would he have still been breaking the law?
Need answer fast?