What if he was writing something on a pad in his lap and vigorously shaking a non-functioning ballpoint pen?
You deserve some love for that, Cartooniverse. Very well done.
At the time I did, anyway.
“I was just about to *start *urinating…”
That was hot… until the line about being 48 year sold…
Probably some self-serving straight person who wants to ignore that it’s straight people who are voting to “protect” marriage by denying gays their civil rights (and other such bullshit)?
Oppression of gays is systematic and widespread and it’s not something they are doing to themselves. It’s pretty fucking facile to pretend otherwise.
Can we just establish now that this guy is a paedo, not gay, because I’m finding the implication otherwise (by this thread and various posters) to be pretty bloody offensive. Come on people.
Well that solves it. It was a preliminary test for the design of a functioning Stillsuit.
Sounds suspiciously like a Muslim homosexual feminist playground masturbator.
Then I apologize, that wasn’t my intention. But … if you read the headline ( anti-gay pastor arrested for public masturbation ) it suggests that the pastor’s being anti-gay has something to do with the story. As you say, it has nothing at all to do with the story. The headline should have been, “Another pervert beats off on school grounds.”
Apologies for my first response. I’ve become surprised when a homophobic bigot* isn’t *gay himself, so I just assumed.
Upon rereading, I’m not even sure he’s a paedo, if adult women witnessed his actions. Probably just a regular old hypocritical perv.