While I’m waiting to find out why the kids (children or goats?) ran away crying because there were rocks in the field, I’ll just throw out another puzzle I don’t have the answer to.
Burglars steal 75 wedding gowns
Performance art?
Someone was stood up at the altar and now they’re taking out their anger?
No, no: I’ve got it! John Carter’s neighbor doesn’t know what size his prospective bride will wear, so he got an assortment!
Sounds like The Cockettes are back together.
I believe you have your answer right there!
E-Bay,
You steal the hard to get sizes because women can’t find them in stores.
That’s $37.5k total, isn’t it? $500 a pop a dress sounds impressive…until you realize how bulky they must have been.
Personally, I think heavy drug use was involved somehow.
Dangggggg, somebody’s gonna need a helluva divorce lawyer…
It was one Mormon dude.
“Can’t wear white, you say? CAN’T WEAR WHITE?!?” Well, no one else in Lincoln will either!!
Either the production crew for “The Bachelor” is running over budget and trying to make up for it,
-or-
New, this fall: “75 brides for 75 brothers”
C’mon… Nobody’s interpreted this in terms of a terrorist threat yet?
It’s an evil al Qaeda plot! They’re going to scatter 75 female terrorist agents across the US. They’ll marry 75 unsuspecting men, and… make their lives a LIVING HELL!
Restocking a Vegas wedding chapel?
Yeah I know it’s boring and doesn’t involve terrorists, but then it just might be true.
What else will the 70 virgins wear and the 5 extra ones for your camels?
Maybe the Moonies needed them?