If you went to school in Wheaton, IL, this would be enough
to make you bring your lunch if you did not already:
I told my kids this really is not the type of holiday pictures
that I want to share with the community:
I don’t wanna think about what’s in the mustard and ketchup… :eek:
Thank god I hate ranch and prefer Italian.
Italian would be good for concealing snot.
This is why I require a strict chain of evidence procedure for all viscous white liquids I consume.
[nitpick] “chain of custody.” [/nitpick]
Wait, why am I nitpicking in a thread about spunky ranch?
(my emphasis)
Band name!
I knew what story this was about before opening the thread.
I wonder how many Catholic girls think they could be pregnant now?
Come on. We’re not that dumb. Salad dressing can’t get you pregnant. Only necking in a car gets you pregnant. Duh!
So would this be considered Raunch Dressing or Viag-rette? I hope the kid didn’t get Bleu Balls.
Moses and Aaron on a stick. Let’s kill him now.
(obligatory smilie to not anger the Nods.)