Due to the courages and penetrating freedom of information request by a civic-minded member of the public it has come to light that Leicester City Council is unprepared for the Inevitable Zombie Invasion:
Eye-opening I’m sure you’ll agree, I bet they don’t even have a plan for when the Aliens finally attack!
I’m damn glad I live in Cleveland.
Well, at least we now know where the zombie apocalypse will start.
Why, are Clevelands anti-zombie plans tip-top and up to scratch? 
Zombie defence plans - yet another postcode lottery.
We are ready, that’s what I’m saying.
I think we should really be concerned about the Zombie invasions here on the Dope. Think about it - the policy used to be when a zombie appeared you would report to a mod and it would be locked down. Now, suddenly zombies are okay and acceptable.
Clearly all the mods have been replaced by brain eating zombies. Brings a whole new dimension to fighting ignorance.
he’s got a point. I’ve noticed that my brain is missing, mostly.
Sod’s law, Leicester’s reckoning has come.