Another shocking government oversight! (Zombies)

Due to the courages and penetrating freedom of information request by a civic-minded member of the public it has come to light that Leicester City Council is unprepared for the Inevitable Zombie Invasion:

Eye-opening I’m sure you’ll agree, I bet they don’t even have a plan for when the Aliens finally attack!

I’m damn glad I live in Cleveland.

Well, at least we now know where the zombie apocalypse will start.

Why, are Clevelands anti-zombie plans tip-top and up to scratch? :wink:

Zombie defence plans - yet another postcode lottery.

We are ready, that’s what I’m saying.

I think we should really be concerned about the Zombie invasions here on the Dope. Think about it - the policy used to be when a zombie appeared you would report to a mod and it would be locked down. Now, suddenly zombies are okay and acceptable.

Clearly all the mods have been replaced by brain eating zombies. Brings a whole new dimension to fighting ignorance.

he’s got a point. I’ve noticed that my brain is missing, mostly.

Sod’s law, Leicester’s reckoning has come.