The ship sinks.
The bear is white.
The customer had the hiccups.
The man is a midget.
Which reminds me of one of the best t-shirts I ever saw, several years ago at the height of the Titanic movie, the shirt said:
It Sunk, Get Over It
He gets back his bud.
The only one left is the heroine.
He falls in the crack.
The calls were coming from inside the house.
It was right out in the open all the time.
The germs killed 'em.
The water killed 'em.
The maniacs blew it up, damn them all to hell.
(Or the more mundane, “He was on Earth the whole time.”)