Ah. Well…oops. The discussions seemed to be paralleling each other so that was my reason. Besides, the current IMHO fascination seems to center on oral sex. I’d just as soon not have closely related threads about it all over.
A few are okay. More than that is glutting the forum.
Veb
Can’t you people think of anything besides politics and your gonads? Sheesh!
I didn’t think that cunnilingus involved gonads at all…crikey, I must be doing it very wrong…
Sorry, dear. Just be glad that Bill Clinton isn’t still in office. 
[Sam Kinison]They really like the “T”![/Sam Kinison]
My ex-wife HATED having oral sex performed on her. Hated, hated, hated it. Thought the whole idea was impossibly disgusting. Of course, this is the woman who did not know what oral sex was before our marriage, and had to have it explained to her by our therapist. That, I believe, is near the top of my “Most Embarrassing Moments” list…
For us guys, having a woman ask “what works” when considering cunnilingus is a bit puzzling. Reminds of an episode of Sex and the City, I think, where the comment was made that a woman would have “home field advantage”!
On second thought, that line may have come from the movie “The Sex Monster”, I can’t recall exactly.
I think it was both, I know it was in “The Sex Monster” but Samantha may have said it when she breifly was a lesbian.
Gah, what am I doing in this thread
What is wrong with a little bit of this, a little bit of that, and listen for the cues from that lady to whom you are ministering? That part of learning can be sooo much fun! My preference is for for a demonstrative lady who is not afraid to tell me what she wants me to do. :submissive smiley:
The idea that there can be bad cunnilingus is making me feel a little insecure. I love to go down, but next time I do (it’ll happen eventually…given a few years) I’m going to be filled with self doubt. Great.
But at least with jarbaby’s advice I know the wink-and-gunfingas works. Thank gosh for that.
It seems it takes all types. I knew one woman who enjoyed cunnilingus but couldn’t stand it if a tongue went inside. I don’t mean scary porn-movie tongue penetration, but just inadvertent penetration in the course of licking.
Another woman told me she liked her clit bitten. That surprised me, but who am I to say?
Another woman loved her clit sucked on hard.
Another liked a broad, flat tongue, like an ice-cream cone technique.
And one woman even liked the alphabet technique.
It’s almost as if women were all unique individuals. Nah, couldn’t be.
Is that upper or lower case letters - or should you do the whole font?
Yes.
[TMI]
I once had a guy who was horrible. He missed the ‘foreplay’ to the foreplay. No amount of cunnilingus is going to get me turned on after you shoved half your arm up me when I wasn’t in the mood yet.
But I once had a guy who was brilliant. Who for four hours slyly danced around the area with his hands and tongue, until I was incredibly almost at orgasm with out him even touching me. Then went down on me real gentle. Amazing.
I don’t like it when guys drift too much of the area between the vagina and the clitoris. There’s nothing there. Be in one place or the other. A bit of tongue penetration is good, but too much desensitizes the area.
On a different argument, I found that a tongue stud ruined oral. But I like the softness of a tongue and a guy to bring me there slowly.
[/TMI]
Let’s just say that for every straight guy out there, I’m sure there is a woman who loves what he does what he does with his tongue, but that most women would feel he needed some direction.
I’m lucky enough to be with someone who “clicks” with me. He’s amazing, but I have no idea what he does, multiple orgasms prevent coherent thought pretty effectively.
He’s the only one who can do it like that for me.
Let’s see.
Excessive tooth usage, particularly sharp canines (that’s NOT how I’m supposed to bleed, thank you)
The “find the clit and try to suck it out of its hood” technique…
sometimes combined with the “find the clit and scrub it raw and bleeding with your tongue technique” (and I must mention the joys of beard stubble rubbing one’s labia and thighs raw at the same time.)
The “do I gotta?” approach, when the partner takes a couple of half-hearted licks in the general area, and is surprised that you’re not instantly writhing in ecstacy like a porn star
The “I know there’s an erogenous zone down here somewhere” scattershot approach…
and the “Pie Eating Contest” approach, where the (usually it’s a) guy grabs your pelvis, lifts you up and just starts wallowing and snorting in your crotch, sounding for all the world like a cross between a competitor in a pie-eating contest and a pig wallowing. Then, of course, he comes up soaking wet, covered in your secretions and his own saliva from eyebrows to Adam’s apple, and wants to lean over and kiss you passionately. it’s not that I don’t appreciate the passion, but I get squicked by mucousy textures falling on my eyelids…
I could probably remember, er, think of others, but I want to have an appetite for the rest of the day.
I try to remain as clean-shaven as possible because of this. Afterall, I certainly wouldn’t want Tiggrkitty to give me a handjob using sandpaper.
cardsfan1975
My canines are huge. Please tell me there’s some way to work around this…
-Lando “teh vampire” Griffin
It really shouldn’t involve more penetration… cunnilingus, that is. Sometimes a probing finger (or two) can add to the overall effect but most times it’s the talent that counts, boys. Be sure you get the go a-“head” (tee-hee) from your lady by listening to her. Only one guy could get me off that way and he was enthusiastic about it but still, it took time to get comfy and he listened to my needs. Well, that was the only good thing he could do… he’s now my ex-husband.
My SO is willing and able, and we’ve had no problems with reciprocation (I like giving ) but for some reason, my oral “O” has yet to make an appearance (to the utmost dismay of my man, even though I assure him he’s wonderful, regardless). He’s a keeper, oh yesiree.
I must agree about the teeth thing. Would YOU men like teeth on your tools? Ok, yes… some fellas DO enjoy having teeth raked along their wedding tackle or even bitten (don’t ask me how I know) and I’m sure somewhere out there is a woman who likes her clit sucked off or bitten clean through but, honey, it ain’t me. I promise, I don’t enjoy that at all. Thank God my SO isn’t a vagina vampire. Yes, it’s called “eating out” but you really don’t have to EAT it.
Mine are an inch long (titanium crowns), I’ve never had a problem with men or women in the 8 or 9 years I’ve had them. Just be aware of them and be gentle.
I wouldn’t see how they would really get in the way anyways, unless you’re coming in sideways and attempting to drag your prey to orgasm tiger style?
[sub](hey, now there’s a thought!)[/sub]
And what about the extended character set? You know, the copyright symbol, ‘greater than’ and ‘lesser than’ symbols etc.? I’m not sure I’m coordinated enough to do a proper ampersand… 
Man I am so jealous of chinese ladies Why don’t we have a cool alphabet like that
Actually, I have remembered the extended ASCII codes just for this purpose. Chicks go crazy if you do ▒ or ░, but the real killer, which I leave for just before climax is: ¥ alternated with Φ in rapid succession.