So many of my days end in “why”
I’m not putting that THING in MY mouth.
You know you want to.
You’re the boss.
Only during the day, dear. Only during the day.
Because I do other things at night
I have a headache tonight Dear.
Take two of these and call me in the morning.
I’d like to call a friend.
That’s my final answer
And you’re correct, for $250,000!
I’ll have that for you first thing in the morning.
I think it is supposed to be a tad bit harder.
You could nearly trip over that.
European or African Swallow?
(ps: where’s Andy Kaufman’s neck boil from, Chief?)
The heaviest one.
You don’t want to know.
Not that it matters, but I killed it.
Shit stains.
Use a rag.