Mmm, yes, that’s nice. Keep going.
No, every last one is a record. You know LPs, 45s. No tapes, CD’s, or MP3s. None of that. It’s not that kind of collection.
Well, OK, but I think you’ll rest more comfortably like this.
Not at this price, and not at this distance. That’s why he’s so long on the tote.
Oh crap, I just disposed of one that’s exactly what you’re looking for.
I suppose we should. Are you packed?
I’ve seen lots worse. You’ll live. Now just hold your arm still while I put on this bandage.
I think the text should be in 10-point Garamond #3, justified. I’m open to suggestions about the headline.
33, 45 or 78.
I was told that it was ok to drink and drive in this county as long as you had one hand on the wheel.
I think it’s ok, as long as you don’t eat too much salt.
Just texting with a friend.
Once again, springtime lasted less than a week.
I’m trying to make some grapefruit juice cocktail, since it’s unavailable in the store.
Yes, I can make a Bloody Mary. The best you’ve ever had, I’m sure.
This is the third time you’ve asked me the same question. Surely you didn’t think you’d get a different answer.
I did, and don’t call me Shirley.
Sorry.
Oh hell, at least a dozen times.
Monday: meatloaf; Tuesday: tacos; Wednesday: stir fry; Thursday: Chicken Kiev; and Friday: pizza.
Yes, we have had a snowstorm this late in the spring. In fact, I can remember snow in April.