I’m looking at it right now…there’s a freakin’ hole near the bottom. Like some goddamned stoat chewed through it.
Yeah, stoats again. Call an exterminator.
Yes, the war in Ukraine was started by an evil Russian stoat.
I don’t want to hear about any more of your problems. If you’ve been overrun with voles, just get a stoat or two to take care of them.
Stoats are wonderful critters and widely misunderstood, actually. Everyone would be better off with a few more stoats in their life, the Queen was telling me just the other day.
I think we’ve had a few presidents who were actually stoats. Definitely Millard Fillmore.
Two presidents looks like geoducks.
I assume you’re referring to Taft and Nixon.
Van Buren and Ike
The two Bushes.
I often confuse weasels, polecats, stoats and ferrets. It turns out that they’re just not very good at riddles.
Sounds like they’re not very good at ferreting things out.
No, I hadn’t heard that Henry VIII was particularly fond of stoats.
I think it’s supposed to say “…serial numbers on a Gnu”
In two weeks.
It already had the chicken in it, so all I added were the noodles and the sauce.
In another two weeks. Now stop asking.
I have this notice that was left on my door.
To get to the other side!
All right, two more weeks, but that’s it. That’s my final answer.