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I was looking forward to it, but after seeing it, I’m not very impressed.

Because the scene was based on a hackneyed cliche.

Lead the way.

After me, you come first.

He’s out of town until the end of the month.

I paid that bill over two months ago!

I think it is.

I’m guessing it was either a woodchuck or a rabbit that got into your garden.

To our surprise, that woodchuck chucked wood.

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

The hell you say.

Hold on – I’m trying to decide if you really deserve an answer to that question.

I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.

Not that again!

Yes, he’s well-hung all right. Hope they cut him down before the crows get to him.

Your luggage was sitting behind the car the last time I saw it.

Down there… to the right. There!

I spoke with him. He can do the job in October.

I’ll have four chocolate iced, four crullers, and four lemon-filled.

I’m not sure. Could be.