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You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

I wish you wouldn’t ask questions nobody can answer.

I know it’s not what you wanted, but it’s the best I could do under the circumstances.

I think I may of heard of it, but I had no idea what it was.

No, it was Dorothy Parker who wrote that.

Each one takes about 6-8 weeks, give or take.

Aw, sure, why not?

No, they’re both recovering alcoholics, so please don’t serve wine at the dinner.

Sure! And make it a double!

No, I don’t think eating an egg that fell onto the kitchen floor is a good idea.

I had to, it was the only way I could get him to leave me alone.

Oh shit, I forgot again.

Uh, no, I don’t remember where I was from 4 to 6pm yesterday…oh wait, I was, um, I was out for a walk, by myself.

Why would that make any damn difference? I wasn’t there at the time.

On advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer.

No, I personally have never done that.

It’ll be ready at seven. We’ve got time for cocktails.

How the heck would I know? As I told the police, I wasn’t even in country at the time.

You should know better than to ask me something that personal.

Yes, Bill, and I made sure that you got cole slaw with that. Sam, here’s yours, Ellen, here’s yours. Now, let’s get to work.