It was a no-brainer. You dropped enough hints; I couldn’t go wrong.
No, it’s not even close to enough. Nothing you can do will ever make up for what you did to me.
Oh sure, NOW you ask for my forgiveness, just in time to do more favors for you.
I do not know much about cooking a turkey, but I’m guessing it’s too late to try and thaw it.
I honestly don’t remember doing that, or what we did with the body.
What I like about that thread is how people manage to suggest entire stories with just one or two sentences.
Yes, thanks, we’re having a great Thanksgiving, and hope you are, too!
The dessert was a lychee-strawberry tart and and apple-apricot pie.
Yes, my husband made the entire dinner, in memory of my aunt, who died of covid at the age of almost 101. She was born on Thanksgiving Day, 1919.
No, tonight’s game was cancelled.
No, he was turned into a 3-headed shark, then sent out to the cornfield.
That’s a tough one. Give me a bit of time to look into it, and I’ll get back to you.
You’re absolutely right. I shouldn’t have finished the whole thing and left none for you.
Yes, I got it. Actually, I got two–they were on sale.
Uh, sure, if you don’t want it. Thanks.
No, because last time you were here, you fucked up my little tree out front.
C.
(Multiple choice)
Of course I was shocked when I saw what the birth certificate said! But I got over it.
The number I get is 395.2984, but I don’t know whether my data is current.
Probably about four o’clock.