She has some embarrassing personal habits I’d rather not discuss.
It usually takes about 3 hours, depending upon whether I get any help from the cat.
She got a “C-minus” on her paper about Jacques Derrida. Personally I thought it was brilliant, but I guess the professor didn’t appreciate her sarcastic approach.
He didn’t believe me when I said the cat peed on my homework.
Yes, I spoke with him. It won’t be ready until Thursday.
For some unexplained reason, the cat pee smell was very faint. I think that’s the reason for his doubt.
Oh, that was the day I thought the cat had peed on the kitchen floor, but it didn’t smell, and turned out to be a leak in the refrigerator.
Of course he wants a brain cactus.
Yes. See to it, if you please, Commander.
I found it under his bed, coated with dust.
I’m always finding them under the sofa, mostly the white ones. I honestly don’t know where the black ones disappear to.
Maybe, but could you be more specific?
No, I hadn’t realized that they could be kept as pets.
Yes of course, it was the first place we thought to look.
Yes, it’s about to begin momentarily. I guess I’m as ready for it as I can be, under the circumstances.
It was extremely painful; I almost passed out.
I hate answering personal questions in a text. Call me if you really need to know.
I wouldn’t know, I’ve never been called for jury duty.
knocks on wood
Yeah, I thought about getting one, if I can get a good price online. If it works out I may get one or two more.
Yes, I’d love seconds.