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I’ll take questions at the end.

That’s a great question, and I’m glad you asked it. But the truth is, I’m not prepared to answer it right now. You see, the issues seem simple, but they’re actually quite complex. As such, I’ve struck a special committee to look into the complexities surrounding the answer, or answers; and with the committee’s findings, I hope to publish a position paper on the topic just as soon as I can. Sorry if I cannot answer your question right now, but I think my paper will answer your question when it is published.

Please ask the guy over there. He’s going to publish a paper about it.

As you wish.

Don’t you hate it when people answer a question with another question?

Should I?

Well, now that I think about it, yes. Yes, you should.

I don’t work here.

I’m sorry, what was that again?

Two for me, and one for my friend here.

The one on the right.

No, your other right!

The idea of tourist happiness is a hoax, my friend. Happiness is not found through changing our external world,
but through changing our internal landscape.

Yeah, I’ll need a Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, one of those combs there, a pint of Old Harper, a couple of flashlight batteries and some beef jerky.

Don’t start up with your White Zone shit again, Betty.

It’s a place where they take sick people. But that’s not important right now.

I didn’t say anything.

No, sir. I’ve never been up on a plane before!

Good question.

Could be.