I don’t know why you’re asking ME, I wasn’t even there when he did it.
Yesterday. Can you fucking believe it, after all this time? Yesterday!
Yeah, I found his obituary online, but I suspect it’s a prank.
Nine more days, that’s all. Just nine more days.
Yep, I remembered to call him. You’re meeting on Thursday, for lunch.
Yeah no
I agree, this is going to be an interesting eight days.
Sorry, I already made dinner! But there is enough for two and you are welcome to join me.
Have to wait until after the commercial. Let it run; I’ve gotta hit the can.
I don’t know why it’s not accepting my card. Let’s see if I have enough cash on me.
It’ll be on me this time, but you may owe me a favor
I’m actually happy to do this for you, in spite of the way you’ve been acting since the separation.
Because it’s a shorter route, and we’ll get there sooner.
I know this is going to sound arrogant, but it’s because I know a helluva lot more about how to do it than you do.
Oh sorry, I thought you were referring to her sister. No, I never met her.
I can’t believe you’ve forgotten the answer to that question! You met her at Frank and John’s wedding, the one Uncle Matt refused to attend but at least he did send a really nice gift.
The red one.
The one on the left.
No, the white phone.
I wish you’d rephrase that question, taking into account to whom you’re asking.