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I don’t know why you’re asking ME, I wasn’t even there when he did it.

Yesterday. Can you fucking believe it, after all this time? Yesterday!

Yeah, I found his obituary online, but I suspect it’s a prank.

Nine more days, that’s all. Just nine more days.

Yep, I remembered to call him. You’re meeting on Thursday, for lunch.

Yeah no

I agree, this is going to be an interesting eight days.

Sorry, I already made dinner! But there is enough for two and you are welcome to join me.

Have to wait until after the commercial. Let it run; I’ve gotta hit the can.

I don’t know why it’s not accepting my card. Let’s see if I have enough cash on me.

It’ll be on me this time, but you may owe me a favor

I’m actually happy to do this for you, in spite of the way you’ve been acting since the separation.

Because it’s a shorter route, and we’ll get there sooner.

I know this is going to sound arrogant, but it’s because I know a helluva lot more about how to do it than you do.

Oh sorry, I thought you were referring to her sister. No, I never met her.

I can’t believe you’ve forgotten the answer to that question! You met her at Frank and John’s wedding, the one Uncle Matt refused to attend but at least he did send a really nice gift.

The red one.

The one on the left.

No, the white phone.

I wish you’d rephrase that question, taking into account to whom you’re asking.