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Well, I was petting her for a while, but I guess she got bored and left.

The only thing you really need to know is that she used to be a teacher.

No, it won’t be for a year or so, so everybody has plenty of time to make arrangements.

I said I would not discuss that, so let’s change the subject. Now.

Yes, at least in this case, the better man won. By a large margin.

The first three books are: Genesis, Exodus, and Leviticus.

No, they were sold out in every store I tried. I’ll try another store tomorrow; maybe I’ll have better luck.

I only had two drinks…no, sorry, make that three. Well, four if you count the drink before dinner.

I’d really rather not. Do I have to, Officer?

As The Carpenters once sang, We’ve Only Just Begun. But it certainly feels like we’ve been at this for a long time.

My mother’s maiden name was Schlobotnik. The last four digits of my social security number are…

Well, I decided to forego the sleeve this time. We’ll see how that works out.

I got some of it done, but then it started to rain, so I’ll finish up tomorrow.

No, you have to figure this out for yourself. You’re not getting any help from me.

Only since Thursday, before that she seemed fine.

Sure, I’d be more than glad to help you with that.

It will be on the first Sunday following the full moon that lands on or just after the spring equinox.

Quite frankly, I cannot tell the difference between shaken and stirred.

You have to look at it from the sidewalk. Here at the door is too close to get a good view.

I’ll have the cheeseburger and fries, and a pint of Bud off the tap.