I do, and I’m glad for an opportunity after all these years to vent in front of an audience that might care.
As children, Saturday nights we watched the hour-long Sing Along With Mitch on TV. An all-male choir called “Mitch Miller and the Gang” sang popular and traditional favorites. Mitch would energetically call out, “Sing along! – just follow the bouncing ball,” and then, just as energetically, conduct the choir while he, too, sang. It was a fairly big show in that era of only three channels.
It really was wholesome entertainment and, if your tastes ran to that sort of thing, musically very enjoyable. Choir members were good-looking men of all ages, their dress coordinated, and all smiled appealingly at all times while singing. They would sometimes gesticulate in unison at appropriate points in a song. Their harmony was deep and rich and showed the power of male voices joined together. There was a pleasing reverb in the miking that gave a subdued echo in the silences. I liked the show. My favorite song was their version of Yellow Rose of Texas.
One thing about the show I lament with sighing, though, and to this day. It is doubly inexplicable because Mitch Miller knew music. He was head of A&R at Mercury and Columbia Records in the 1950’s and 60’s. He discovered and developed very notable new talent on a regular basis. He was born on the Fourth of July!!
So why, why, why did every single show end with Mitch and the Gang – energetically, and with all their considerable musical talent – goofing on Stars and Stripes Forever, John Philip Sousa’s greatest work, and greatest ever in that genre.
*Stars and Stripes Forever * is too great a work of art to be diminished in any absolute sense by such nonsense, but the repeated, strident, visible nature of the offence (weekly television show) and the high quality of the musical production assure its lingering cloyingly in my mind – and, I’m sure, many others – indefinitely. The goofiness, having been ingrained in our memories, will always somewhat diminish our appreciation for one of the most dramatic experiences in music, The Stars and Stripes Forever!
I won’t dignify the lyrics by printing them, but they are here. I’ll just say that instead of singing the last line, “Well it is!”, Mitch Miller and the Gang substituted “Well it ain’t!”, and the show abruptly went to commercial.