In the past three years I have gotten six Covid shots, two flu shots, two shingles shots, a pneumonia shot, and a tetanus shot. I’m also going to be getting another Covid shot in July. So far I haven’t gained any superhuman abilities, nor have I developed any strange urges.
Is it numerous people, or just a few fringe loonies who get a lot of press?
You know, like the mere 80 million or so who thought it was a good idea to vote Republican.
That’s just what they want you to think!
The same people who don’t want their daughter to go on the pill because she’ll become promiscuous.
A lot of people don’t understand the whole “prevent cervical cancer” benefit of the vaccine.
Hell, their daughter can remain “pure” or whatever until marriage but it turns out her now 
oh so godly straight and narrow husband fooled around before finding her and/or Christ and passes something along anyway. Not only to her but any potential children they may have.
It’s just another poorly disguised attempt at legislating morality and to hell with innocent bystanders.
I think they do - that’s what it’s advertised for, after all.
But, if you just Don’t Have Sex, you have the same end result: no cervical cancer. Right? So if you don’t have the thread of cervical cancer, you might go out and have sex because it’s not dangerous, right?
Somehow, I really, really doubt that “might get cancer in 25 years” is high on the list of reasons a young person does or does not have sex.
The pill / promiscuity at least makes slightly more sense. After all, NOBODY goes on the pill unless they plan to “need” it, right? (nobody ever takes it to control anything other than pregnancy, after all, right?..).
Just in case you aren’t being facetious:
The combination pill can also help prevent or lessen:
- acne
- bone thinning
- cysts in your breasts and ovaries
- endometrial and ovarian cancers
- serious infections in your ovaries, fallopian tubes, and uterus
- iron deficiency (anemia)
- PMS
Trust me, I was being facetious. Sadly, there are people that ARE that clueless.
You have to be bitten by a vaccinated spider for that to happen.
Note to self: avoid vaccinated spiders. At my age I’m in no mood to deal with any more strange urges. And I don’t need the great responsibilities that come with great powers. It’s all I can deal with to take care of my cat.
I’ve been bitten by a vaccinated dog.
I have yet to manifest dog powers.
Who’s a good boy? Atamasama! Yes you are!
Be grateful! Suppose you got bloodhound nose power!
Think about it…
I am still not magnetic. I am sorely disappointed, I was positive it would happen after my 6th covid jab.
The jabs are free, 20 gauge tapestry needles aren’t.
A friend told me that the reason it isn’t happening is because the vaccinated spider had to be radioactive as well.
A different person told me that it was best that I did not attend a volunteer meeting because I had recently gotten a jab and would be leaking viruses all over the place. I am no longer a volunteer.
No longer volunteer, you are now part AI. Thats what the jab does!
I’ll not forget Maganut sticking a dime on his forehead on the bus. “See?”
I thought so, but maybe my two minutes of research can help fight others’ ignorance – because I’m aware we walk amongst the clueless.
(Not so much here on the Dope, but still …)
Speaking of magnetism and disappointment, the medical license of Sherri Tenpenny D.O. has been reinstated by the Ohio medical board, after she paid a $3000 fine and agreed to cooperate with investigators.
So in Ohio, you can espouse bizarre lunacy and still legally practice medicine.
It remains to be seen if another physician suffering from crank magnetism will escape sanctions from medical regulators in Great Britain.
Dr. David Cartland has a scheduled hearing before the General Medical Council later this year. In addition to being a raving antivaxer and “chemtrails” enthusiast, he’s propagated grotesque anti-Semitic bigotry on Twitter and recently had to apologize to another doctor he linked to pedophilia.
A painful slap on the wrist will no doubt be forthcoming from the GMC.
Use is contraindicated for those using a Mentos as a IUD.
That might be popular on Only Fans though.
Nothing should be put in ones vagina.