anticay walks into the room…
right into the line of fire of my my rotten tomato uzi.
non-soap users unite!
this is the call to arms!
… or to arm-pits, as the case may be.
[sub]color me confused - ??[/sub]
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=91489
(puts new clip in rotton tomato uzi)
(throws moldy banana bomb)
Ah, it’s all clear now …
[comic book guy]
Worst rant – Ever
[/comic book guy]
you expected more from the baboon?
sheesh.
(flails slimey avocado at Jack Batty)
laughs at the Batt’s green encrusted face.
It’s times like this that you start to worry me BNB. 
It had to be an avocodo. … I hate those fucking things.
slimey avocado boomarangs and hits pezpunk.
(baboon giggles)
yeah dammit.
its one of those days.
who’s next?
so this is the “pit”, says Anticay
and all I know at the present is that
a rabid monkey wants to be mean to poor
Anticay.
…poor Anticay
…ah wait…Anticay remembers that…
yes, that he is the Supreme Leader of
the Internet Taliban.
now he feels better.
(mocks anticay)
whats wrong with cays anyway? hmmmmm?
(flings rotten onion)
(it makes a pleasing pop sound as it hits the cay in the noggin)
p.s.
baboons are not monkeys!
it is now
my duty
to completely
drain you.
I don’t care what you
think unless
it is about me
Ok, now it’s getting interesting.
Anticay, what exactly is this falderal about “Internet Taliban”?
You do realize that that is a touchy subject, and dare I say an offensive one.
Do you really want to associate yourself in anyway with The Taliban? Are you that stupid?
Anticay, if you’re really Taliban you need to whip yourself with a car antenna for listening to Nirvana. I would tell you that you better grow a beard, too, but I can tell you aren’t old enough.
Shit, Anticay. I’ve only been here a couple of months, and I’m pretty thick, but even I know that the way to endear myself to the denizens here–or at least to avoid being overly flamed–doesn’t involve the following things:
1.) Attempting free-verse posts. And, if you do, be sure that you use line breaks effectively. “And”, “that”, and “it” are generally not good words to break on.
2.) Proclaiming yourself the leader of the Internet Taliban. You’ve seen the retaliation that the US is now extracting on the real Taliban. The posters here are equiped with the mental and verbal equivilant of big fucking nuclear bombs, special forces, snipers, ray guns, strange alien weapons, and a little sadistic guy with a knife. You fight them the way that you have been, and you’ll lose. Guaranteed.
3.) Quoting Nirvana lyrics. If you can’t speak for yourself, then don’t say anything. Really. It’s not worth it.
Just trying to help.
That washcloth thread was quite possibly the most retarded thing I have ever wasted my time on.
BP
Fiwer-is that you? This isn’t SAAN…um, you can’t really do that here…
Huh. I thought he was speaking in Shanterisms.
"You Klingon BAStards! You KILLED my SON!
Yeah, I can see how a discussion about skin care would go right over the head of a “Big Perm”.
Shame on Bad News Baboon for misusing the Pit.
Anticay, son. Grow up.