Need a whiny pratt! Where da taco at?

The BBQ Pit
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I think Bob Dylan said it best;

“If I ever met Tacoloco walking down the street, I would smack him twice with a newspaper, then smile and nod at all the people who would stop to shake my hand while saying, Gee I wish I had done that”

Simply put Tacoloco, you are a complete fucking cretin. Yes, its true. You are.

There are plenty of idiots on the internet, but usually even the worst of these have SOMETHING to offer, even if its just laughing at the whack jobs. But you. YOU! You are a fucking black hole of content. An endless parade of bitchy sniping without ever saying anything that actually contributes in any meaningful way. You are the insufferable prick that hangs on the fringes of a normal group of people, ignored politely until you seize the chance to jump in with a snide comment about something that was none of your business to start with. (Watch as the group drifts apart, drifting away from Taco, until he is left alone to seek another conversation to take a shit in)
Lets pause here for a second, so Taco can go check ATMB for a mod decision he doesn’t agree with (i.e.: all of them)
You back Taco? Good, then answer me this. What the fuck is your problem with the mods? Is there even a specific problem, or am I just right in saying you are a just a whiny toe rag? Just from today;

The closed thread had fuck all to do with you, but still, why pass an opportunity to take a pot-shot.

And then this

Again, what are you blathering about you prissy retard? Here’s a tip for you sweetheart, grow a fucking pair of balls. If you have a beef with the mods, come out and say it. Start a thread stating your complaints, and stick around afterwards to illustrate those complaints. What about it? Or do you just want to continue lobbing snark into every ATMB thread you come across?
*Another pause, to allow Taco to run to the ******* board, where he can bitch for a few minutes about the “tards” on the “Durp”, because hey, that’s always classy. *
This pit has been coming you bandwagon jumping, sanctimonious little fart. My only regret is that I don’t have the vocabulary to really express my utter contempt for the drivel you insist on posting to these boards. Thats ok though. I have seen your “witty”comebacks in the pit from time to time, and lets be honest, they were…lacking.
I almost feel sorry for you Taco. The thing is, if you ever had a change of perspective and decided to stop being a tedious wanker, well, you would still have the problem of being a useless twat. So many social problems, so little ability to do anything about it.

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Link. Ha.

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Yawn

I hope you got a big old hard on and came in your pants when you posted that.

It’s pretty much all the action yer gonna get you limp dick sheep fucker.

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Box, box box, box, box!

Oh.

Never mind.

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And has since been reopened by the same “Worst. Mod. Ever.”

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It’s not just the mods. He’ll jump in on any attack, as long as it’s clear which side is the popular one.

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So he’s Guinastasia v2.0?

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At least he’s consistent?

:shrug: I don’t really notice the **taco **except in ATMB.

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You’re just saying that cause you know everyone will agree with you.

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Wait – I thought he always agreed with the mods? At least, he used to.

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I can’t remember if I like tacoloco or not. I don’t think I do.

Wait, do I?

I wonder if Nixon ever had this problem. Maybe that’s why he had an enemies list.

I need an enemies list.

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I thought “Whiny Pratt” sounded like Warbird enthusiast slang for a Pratt & Whitney engine, so here I am wondering why someone would be pitting a presumed inability to obtain WWII aeroplane engines, and instead it’s something far less interesting.

Disappointing, I must say.

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Of course it is. Here anyway.

But then you have somewhere else you can go to throw insults at “the durp”, don’t you? Fucking coward.

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I don’t need to go anywhere else to call you out for being a complete fucking moron.

Do you really think this whole “grow some balls” and “fucking coward” internet tough guy routine has any legs at all? And what kind of balls does it take to call someone a coward on a message board like this one? The answer is: no balls at all.

You’re an internet asshole with a tough guy delusion.

So flex more, Internet Tough Guy.

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It had potential, but then fell flat. It’s all over the place. There was no coherence, you jumped from one insult to the next without actually elaborating on any of them, and the sarcasm was far too angry to come off with the sneering condescending tone you were obviously trying for. If you’re going to go with rage, don’t try to turn around and pretend someone is beneath you, the fact that you’re raging disproves it. And don’t refuse to provide links when your pitting has no depth, you come off as a butthurt ass.

Know what you should do? Go over to that place* you can’t even spell out except in asterisks and show him how someone who isn’t a coward handles confrontation. I’ll even provide you with a link so you won’t have to sully your hands with any more than one thread. Stay out of the photo safari forum; we have smut in there and you wouldn’t want to ruin your eyes.
*This is too funny, btw. You post as though everyone should post to ONE message board and ONE message board only and anyone who doesn’t is a dirty Benedict Arnold traitor. Most people who post there still post here and probably a few other places as well. Including mods on both sides.

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BTW, Bucky, Syn is talking to YOU, not me.

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Yeah, it’s pretty much a word for word re-posting of what I said in, you know, that place, except I didn’t post the rating here or the second paragraph and footnote there. I gave it a three.

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He might even be you. You’re a rather obvious sock.

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She. I’m a she. I’ve never had so many people mis-guess my gender so much as on this board. What about my posting gives off guy vibes?

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Your username refers to a sophisticated relationship that most chicks aren’t smart enough to understand.