A board of such delicate little flowers

The BBQ Pit
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I think it was your president Obama that once said,

“Just give it a rest you whiney bunch of fucknuggets”.

Its become obvious that when he said that, he was actually talking about the Calander girls currently hanging out in ATMB scratching around looking for things to be sanctimonius little twerps about.

So its like this. Why dont you just get the fuck over yourselves? If I see one more delicate little prick moaning away in ATMB about how a mod was nasty to them, or how a mod used a bad word, or how a mod stole their fucking lunch money, I swear I am going to come to America and start bitch slapping fuzzy kitties.
Just look at this shit from the past few weeks:

“We should be able to say what we want about the mods”

Translation, I want to use bad language at the people who control the spam in their free time

“Why was this locked”

Translation: OH MY FUCKING GOD TUBADIVA, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SNAP AT US WONDERFUL PEOPLE (even though we continually act like a bunch of rules lawyering assholes)

“Twicksters shit”

Translation: Twickster said a bad word, and mods shouldnt say that word cos my mammy said so and teacher will be angry and I’m a fucking anal retard blah blah blah.

“Tom makes a mistake”

Translation: Oh the self-righteousness is strong in this one. That bastard Tom better have flagellated somebody on the floor over this deal breaker.

"BigT’s ass and a big stick

Translation: My personal favourite, BigT cries real tears and rages against the rude nassssssssssty mods.
Its all such bullshit. Because no matter how much the usual suspects claim that they are doing this because they “love and care about the board, no, the community” (blech), really what they are doing is exercising an ability to be sad little people acting high and mighty about sweet fuck all.

A mod insulted you - get the fuck over it
A mod gave you a warning - get the fuck over it
A mod treated you with the contempt you probably earned - GET THE FUCK OVER IT

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Goddammit, don’t bring threads from that cesspool into the Pit! We have standards here!

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Well, yes and no. By and large, we hold our mods in high esteem, they are offered a difficult job, and do it well. This is why they are called the “Luminous Ones” by certain groveling ass-kissers. The butt-hurt bitching goes with the territory, it could hardly be otherwise.

The Board caters to smart-asses, we feel at home here. Smart-asses are notoriously prickly and prideful. Out of that group, we pick our mods, they are chosen because they are certifiable. They volunteer, how could it be otherwise?

The Few, the Proud, the Barking Mad! The Mod Squad!

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But look at the bright side, that’s a few more people you can now want to grudgefuck.

Err… no, that doesn’t quite make up for it now, does it.

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What’s the current bruhaha?
Oh, yeah-“The nasty moderator made fun of a mistake I made, so that gives me the right to use any language I want in any forum I want in retaliation!”

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A Mod once bit my sister.

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Now they both have rabies. :wink:

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Which mod is the Linc character?

How about Peter and Julie?

Who’s Capt. Greer?

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Mynd you, mød bites Kan be pretty nasti…

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Thank you. I bow to your commitment to the gag. I just didn’t want to bother with the authentic characters and spelling.

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:smiley: Actually, I copied it out of the IMDB quote section, with appropriate alterations.

No, I don’t have much to do today. Why do you ask? :slight_smile:

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A mod once turned me into a newt!

I got better.

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Wanna bet?

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Apart from the fact that no one said anything like that, you’re right about the silliness of that thread. Mod teases someone’s stupidness in a mildly snarky way, poster returns a mild (but clearly against the rules) direct insult, mod gives him a mod note. It should have been totally unremarkable.

The problem is that The Butthurt seem to be gaining ever more traction on this board, in both the poster and mod population alike. Jesus fuck, do I ever wish for the old days when mods could snark on posters as they wished, posters could Pit them if they felt it was over the top and the mods could tell them to go fuck themselves in the Pit thread if they disagreed. Now it’s all tiptoeing and whining to the teacher. Annoying.

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I miss the bare-knuckle boxing match that use to be The Pit. With Mods treating Dopers like children and Dopers rising to the occasion this place is feeling more like a playground every day…

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yes

yes

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I’m telling!

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I completely agree with the OP!

If a mod steps on a twig, someone will bitch about it in ATMB and how it’s against mod protocol to talk about their twig steppage or some other contrived bullshit.

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This is exactly the sort of sneering derision I’ve come to expect from you mods. Scumbag!
[sub](In case anyone reading this is super stupid, that was a joke.)[/sub]

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Interesting, how many former mods have posted in this thread?