For the first leg of my Christmas/vacation trip, I will be taking a Bonanza bus from NYC to Providence. To my fellow bus riders, I would say:
Must you talk on your cell phone for the whole three-plus hours? Could you fucking well turn your walkman down a notch? And please, for the love of all that is good and holy, please do not tell me about your illness for 45 minutes! I just want to watch the horrible movie in peace. Is that so much to ask?