I remembered last night just why I don’t play random matchups very often. Let’s see, where to begin:
- He chose the Rams (a lot of Rams fans online)
- He passed long every play.
- He went for it on every 4th down.
- Throwing bombs off his back foot, he freaking converted 5 of 7 times on 4th down.
- Every kick was an onside kick. (didn’t recover any)
- He went for two after every touchdown (made 4/5)
Luckily, he didn’t know how to play football at all, so I ran all over him on offense. After I ran the clock out on my last possession (I was up by 4) he finally yanked his modem cable out of the wall to avoid the loss on his record.
So, I’d like to play with someone who is over the age of 11. Anyone in here up for a game?